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Shit i need to take a fuck

when you need to take a fucking shit but your mind in not working so you "shit i need to take a fuck" - blake earle 2016
"shit i need to take a fuck" friend- "wait wut did u say m8?" u- "sorry need to take a shit i meant br0"
by catchinggold October 5, 2018
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"There's something I need to tell you" drama

Typical (usually teen) melodrama where nearly every episode includes the phrase "There's something I need to tell you". The "something" usually involves a previous lie, backstab, pregnancy, or other misdeed.
"I can't believe I just watched 7 episodes of 90210 in a row!"
"That's pretty sad... what do you think is wrong with you?"
"I don't know... I think I'm addicted to "There's something I need to tell you" dramas."
by liversounds July 14, 2014
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Grand Gaming Indeed

Grand Gaming Indeed A.K.A GGI Is a gaming clan that consists of PC and PS4 players that play multiple games on multiple platforms and is slowly growing. And has nothing to do with the newly posted lgbt community.
Grand Gaming Indeed means GGI
by GGI_Shadow January 2, 2020
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Glue! I need glue!

An exclamation used when you pull a Humphrey Hambone.

An exclamation used when you screw up bad or break something. Often yelled as you run away.

Usually, written with punctuation like "Glue! I need glue!" and with lots of exclamation marks.

The proper response is "You're going to need lots of glue!" just before you throttle the person for breaking your stuff.

If you are lucky it belonged to someone else and you can say "I told you so."

For a full explanation see Humphrey Hambone.
I though the computer password was 'beth1' but it is not working. All my school work is store in there! Glue! I need glue!
by The Neutral Christ June 13, 2010
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i need to B my L on someone's T's

I Need To Blow My Load On Someone's Tits. (From the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
Rory: Hows the Sex Life?
Donnie: I Need To B My L On Someone's T's.
Rory: Me Too...
by Donald Schwartz May 8, 2008
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the "i need to walk slowly" shit

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009
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Indeedly

A cooler, more fun version of indeed only said by the coolest people.
Hey Big Zesty are those new shoes?
Indeedly they are new shoes.
by Lady Zesty May 18, 2010
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