by ontheright July 3, 2006
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hypocrites:
-John Kerry
-the popular kids at my skewl
-celebrities
hypocrites:
-John Kerry
-the popular kids at my skewl
-celebrities
hypocrites 2 person: dont go to fox woods cuz gamblin is evil!
hypocrite at fox woods: wooohoo baby gimme the money!!!!*pulls on slot machines*
ex 2:
white person: yo wat up my nigga?!
black person: dont u fuckin say that again 2 me bitich!
later on....
black person 2 white person: heyy wat^ my cracker!?
hypocrite at fox woods: wooohoo baby gimme the money!!!!*pulls on slot machines*
ex 2:
white person: yo wat up my nigga?!
black person: dont u fuckin say that again 2 me bitich!
later on....
black person 2 white person: heyy wat^ my cracker!?
by jennylovesean April 27, 2006
Get the hypocrites mug.Someone who tries to tell somebody else they're uptight, then tries to tell them that they're nasty when they talk about shot uptight people don't talk about. A bullshit person.
The hypocrite told the guy one minute he was uptight, and the next minute told him he was too nasty and gross (and ill). She was as nasty as anybody, and thought all her kettles were too black.
by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019
Get the Hypocrite mug.When you've been told by your boss to wear a facemask on federal property and hours later you found your boss doesn't wear one on federal property.
by Justin9991 January 21, 2021
Get the Hypocrite mug.The bitch that says she hates gossip then spreads it. The jerk who says he hates when guys pressure girlls then trys and pressure you. The teacher who says telling the truth is better and lies to you. The boss who says cheatings bad and cheats on his wife with a married stafff member. The lies your told by a stupid person.
by Bek's halfway lover July 10, 2011
Get the Hypocrite mug.Hypocrite-An individual by the name of Alexander is accused of having low intelligence and being of Sub-Saharan African descent through the use of a derogatory term alluding to his dark skin complexion
"Alex Is a Stupid NIGGER"
"Alex Is a Stupid NIGGER"
by Keemstarisastupidnigger June 11, 2019
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