hump and dump

having sex with a girl then totally ignoring her

i hump and dump the girls that talk to much

by mdav23 May 13, 2005

Post-Hump Day

The day after Hump Day, in which the good times of the week truly begin, with the weekend around the corner. (Thursday)

"Yes! It's post-hump day! The weekend is almost here!"

by R.U. High February 23, 2014

bust a hump

to work very hard on something

We don't like it when things like that happen.. but when they happen we bust a hump to make it right as quickly as we can.

by brandon coop May 18, 2006

Jump Hump

The next level up from the Mormon Dick Soak. A friend of the participating Mormons can jump on the bed to create a sort of artificial thrust, thereby increasing the stimulation of the soaking parties, while still keeping all involved in God's good graces.

Sorry I have to cancel dinner tonight, Stacy needs me to jump hump for her again.

by PharttBoi September 26, 2021

reverse hump

You hump, he/she/it antihumps in the opposide direction, resulting in a net loss of humpage.

Reverse humping: "I just picture you running around with your hips thrust forward, shooting a railing around like when you put opposing magnets next to eachother."

by Bill Dridges May 29, 2008

Ninja-hump

When one comes up behind someone and clandestinely humps them for a short period of time, and disappears before the humpee knows what has happened... Like a ninja...

Oh my God! At the French Creek trip, Dijon Berlin came up behind Jane Smith while she was dancing and ninja-humped the shit out of her.

by IO Echo August 4, 2009

Cunt hump

A build-up of fatty tissue that surrounds a woman's cunt. Usually, a woman develops a cunt hump after having numerous children. Sometimes a women may have a cunt hump due to morbid obesity. Also know as a front butt or front pooper.

Roberta has so much fat accumulated around her vagina, she has developed a cunt hump.

by Atheos101010 December 1, 2010