Howler Monkey

An insult so lame, it's funny.

"Man, you're such a howler monkey, dude!"

by Gumba Hater July 14, 2003

holfer

a word i half assed made up (holf-er)

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by mr thingy January 19, 2005

hoefer

the name used to refer to your large/fat/overweight/obese ho-ish or a complete ho friend male or female

jane you are such a hoefer.

by kaci scroggins January 9, 2009

Howler

Flea bitten mongrel, well known for ripping of the legs of Valdameer when he posts the fact that he's a flea bitten mongrel on random urban dictionary sites

Oh, Valdameer really should have complimented howler on his nice shiny glossy, silky, tantalisingly sexy coat... now he's going to have his legs removed

by Valdy December 10, 2004

hot howler

The act of taking a raging shit/piss in a petite puerto rican construction worker's helmet, and then simultaneously shoving the helmet dowm and large African American's cooter, then waiting five minutes and making the bitch force it out, causing rambunctious yelping and cries of extreme displeasure.

Dude i hot howlered that random cunt on spring break.

Wow I was so bombed the other night i hot howlered myself for 20 dollars.

I have never been so sexually eroused until i finally executed the legendary hot howler.

by Dickson Jefferson Nigger Spank January 10, 2009

Fart hoffers

people who use pc's

Pc's are for fart hoffers and macs get you laid

by mannny540 October 5, 2008

howler monkey

insult used by immature people that so bad it was good and then went back to bad again.

that 10-year old called me a howler monkey.

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004