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Hospital Food

The concept of a nurse unloading a day's worth of shit into a decent meal and serving it to you.
Guy: The nurse came back with my food
Guy2: How did it taste?
Guy: Like dogshit fucking pizza
Guy2: That's Hospital Food!
by BIHTikTok November 7, 2021
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Hackensack hospital

One of the Largest hospitals in nj and quite possibly the world.

It's always being expanded and the traffic around the building is abhorrentally bad.
by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023
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Hospital Pass

When a Quarterback in American football throws a high pass to a Wide Receiver leaving the Receiver's mid section open for a big hit from a defensive back, more times than not hurting the Receiver in the process.
The Wide Receiver was complaining about not getting catches, so the QB threw him a Hospital Pass.
by Twent24our August 24, 2021
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Poole hospital

A curious building, full of weak and vulnerable creatures such as Ben Pease. Those who enter are often found in the garbage out the back. Treatment usually stretches across a couple of months when illegal working numbers are low. Poole Hospital isn't a place for the faint hearted, nor' the British.
I just got caught up in a brawl, in the Poole hospital reception. A one armed kid just knicked the last free magazine .
by YungBoiOfAtlanta December 10, 2018
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anti-hospital

A wonderful place where the employees there beat you to a pulp and give you money if you survive.
Guy: *walks into the anti-hospital*
The doctors and nurses: *beat him to a pulp*
Anti-doctor: okay here's $2,000
by pingpong89 November 6, 2022
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Southern Hospitality

to invite one into your home, learn all you can about that person, then try your hardest to destroy that person because you're so unhappy with yourself and your own life that it's all you can do to make yourself momentarily happy.
Woman: You should come over to our house after service for some good old fashioned southern hospitality!
Young couple: We'd love to!
Woman later: She had a child out of wedlock and he's Asian! Tisk tisk, what has this town come to...
by anonymous987357 December 6, 2011
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Foundation Hospitals

Foundation Hospitals are hospitals that are run by charitable trusts. Doctors in these hospitals enjoy excellent pay and working conditions, usually not having to work lengthy hours as much of their work is carried out by volunteers.

The hospitals treat not only human patients, but animals also, and the King Cardiff IV foundation hospital in Wales is known for pioneering work in allowing former Welsh miners to carry out brain surgery on horses. The foundation hospital in Bath, England is well known for its exceptional treatment of patients, who have access to an extensive collection of magazines and television channels, with particular favourites of the patients being monkey porn.
Foundation Hospitals r0x0r your s0x0rz!!
by kodiac1 July 3, 2006
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