hollister co.

Hollister is a store that sells southern Cali beachy wear. All you people that say anyone who shops there is a sucker for super high prices for stupid clothing that all say hollister across the chest (most of there stuff does not,) well you should maybe get to know the people that shop there and some of us actually are educated bright people - not all dumb blondes. Why don't you actually go into the store or visit the website and see wat the clothes LOOK like instead of just being freakin' biased cuz you think its cool, it's not! And you're not going to make more friends that way, just a hell lot more enemies. If we wnt to wear the clothing LET US WEAR IT!!!!!

Sara: Cool skirt Rachel!
Rachel: Thanks
Rebecca: Why te hell do you guys wear that crap? It's from Holliser!
Sara: You don't need to put people down to make you feel better about yourself.
Rebecca: Whatever

by Gabbs July 8, 2005

hollister

a stupid store that caters to anorexic caucasian males and females with no personality. this store features loud obnoxious blaring music and pissy employees that are not in the least bit attractive, but swear to god theyre orlando bloom and kate moss.

oh-em-gee, are you gonna like come to hollister with me today?
like i totally lovee that $50 vintage top i saw.. plus i wanna go see that dreamy dressing room ttendent guy *stupid tone of voice.*

by lolololxfadoodles March 5, 2009

hollister

a nice clothing store. has clothes that look very similar to abercrombie's but way cheaper!

omg! look at my new shirt and pants i got it from hollister. they kinda look like the outfits i got from abercromie. but this outfit was cheaper! maybe i should start shopping at hollister from now on. WHOO HOO! I LOVE HOLLISTER!

by mariah May 13, 2005

Hollister

A store in which preppy, brain drained teenagers flock to to rid themselves of any personal uniqueness and conform to the standards of society therefore forging a secret pact and plotting the destruction of the world (see also: cult).

"DUDE! Did you get a chance to like go to like Hollister this weekend?!"
"Pshyeah. If I didn't that would mean I have an actual personality."
"Did you watch the secret cult video? I'm almost on level thre- I...I mean did you see the new board shorts?"
"Sure did! I'm on level three too- I...I mean yeah they bring out your toned thighs."

by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009

hollister co.

a store that markets "west coast style" to "east coast people." they sell shirts that say "its better in Cali" to people that live in Massachusetts. only employs perfect people.

girl 1: hey! i bought a shirt that says "californians do it better" from Hollister and Co.
girl 2: youre not from california
girl 1: oh yeah...

by holyroman April 18, 2005

Hollister bandit

A person who wears hollister all the time and thinks that for some fucking reason they are individual while listening to lady frigging ga-ga on there ipod while texting on there "original" and "unique" Blackberry.

Normal guy: Oh crap a hollister bandit

Hollister bandit talking loudly on blackberry: Oh yeah i just got some hollister shorts for the summer And some hollister aftershave even though its 45 quid and hollister flip-flops and everything anyway i have to go im gonna go and buy the new laduy ga-ga album before it becomes mainstream *shudders*
Normal guy: FUCK.

by I hate people... July 26, 2010

hollister employee

If you have a nice chin and a flat belly you're hired

"Hollister employees never help with anything but they always look so perfect so it doesn't matter"

by DornishBooty August 5, 2014