Hobknocker

A Short Hairy man that makes out with animals

hes such a hobknocker!

by Somechick1423 October 22, 2011

hobknocker

when you take your dick and slap someone else on the ass usually you have to be naked to hobknock

joey - slaps bobby on the ass with his dick

bobby - wtf you stupid hobknocker cunt!

by yourmomsucksmycock March 24, 2010

Hobknocker

Literal definition: Person who goes around hitting people's private parts.
Metaphorical definition: Can be implied as a jerk, or a person who hits for fun.

"Did you see that hobknocker in the halway?"

by Makan31114 March 14, 2018

Hobknocker

An individual who finds that it pleases them to knock other people down in such a way that is comparable to aggressively inflicting physical pain to the most sensitive area of the genitalia.

Chace: the president is such a hobknocker.

Ashton: aye I can't believe the way he has no shame in how often he speaks so poorly of groups and communities outside of the rich, cisgender, white male population in the United States of America.

by BristolSlag July 10, 2018

HOBNOCKER

A hobnocker is someone that is addicted to illegal drugs. A hobnocker is an alcoholic. A hobnocker is a derogatory term describing alowlife and pervert. A hobnocker is a person who goes around slapping people with their genitalia.

Did you see Quagmire being a hobnocker? I wish Herbert would stop being a hobnocker!

by Cow milk is delicious June 9, 2018

Hobnocker

The actual definition, although it's meant to be "inappropriate " or "illegal" as mentioned in icarly.
Since a British man said it, it's only natural it's a British word, or more like a SLANG word.

Hobnocker translates to Idiot.

You're welcome.

Same example given in icarly: you hobnocker

by Really_-_bruh January 10, 2020

HobCocker

A man aho is a Homosexual and sucks another mans dick for a living so they are always coverd in sperm and they have very dirty teeth for sucking penis all the time.

Wow your such a Hobcocker josh!

by Stvnbntz February 17, 2009