silly-having

said of small children who are engaged in a non-dangerous activity (and are not misbehaving morally or otherwise) that is considered silly by adults.

a boy comes home, takes his pet hamster out out of its cage, and brings him out into the backyard, and puts said hamster on the grass in the yard. the hampster starts running away.

The boy's mother starts yelling : Peter you silly-having troglodithe, bring Jerkins ( the hamster) back in immediately. I need to feed him. Besides, looking for your lost pet hamster in the dead of night is a silly activity.

Peter: okay, hang on mom, let me go find Jerkins.

by Sexydimma September 5, 2012

beer having

When you're already drunk and crack open and have another beer with the boys.

"Me and the boys out here beer having"
"But aren't you already drunk as fuck?"

by Alcoholic BeerBoy May 1, 2019

Having a lend

An Australian term meaning to be lying to a person for one's own amusement.

"He said she had an STI"
"He's only having a lend of you"

by ZStardust April 5, 2012

Having a puff

Australian slang for the act of smoking methamphetamine in a glass pipe

"Lets have a big puff"
"Fuck i need a puff"
"That was a big puff"

"Hey you got any puff for sale"
"Come over and have a puff ya cunt"

"I was having a puff"

by Aeons inarms October 19, 2016

Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.

"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.

by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

having my ass

Having my ass is typically used in surprising situations that may or may not be unpleasant. It is very similar to the term "deadass" and these can often be used interchangeably

Cashier: The total for the three plain shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it

by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021

Havin and Carla

besties who both have a weird ass laugh. Havin is obviously cooler tho. #nocap #sheesh
written by havin

Havin and Carla are to people that couldn’t be more different. But that’s what makes them sooo good together. Carla loves Havin ssoooo much and likes to show it. Havin doesn’t like to show it but that is what Carla loves most about Havin. She is perfect just the way she is.

written by carla

ps.: I feel bad now cause I only wrote shit hahahahha

- havin

Look! Havin and Carla are here! woah they are amazing uff

by havin and carla December 13, 2021