Luke hemmings

THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD LIKE OMG LOOK AT HIS FACE?!/&2’rbkbtbeknfb-

Me: do you know about Luke Hemmings?
My friend: ….no?
Me: WHAT

by 5sos is me October 05, 2021

Luke Hemmings

Lead singer of 5SOS. He is super tall, really tall. He belongs to the stage. He has a cute laugh and he's kinda weird sometimes. He sings like an angel, and looks like a disney prince. blond, curls, blue eyes, YSL boots, black or red nails, eye glitter & tight pants. A dream, a whole dream.

—Who's the tall blond guy?
—Luke Hemmings, a dream, a whold dream.

by thedevilish October 24, 2019

Luke Hemmings

lead singer of the band 5 seconds of summer, very tall man, about 6'4, beautiful voice (refer to wfttwtaf), beautiful face and can probably be found yelling at one of his band mates

someone: have you heard of that Luke Hemmings kid? I heard he's got a new album out
me: I FUCKING LOVE LUKE HEMMINGS!!!

by vaporlive September 09, 2021

hemse

Hemse is a guy with extremely good banter, he loves beer, and fucks like a pornstar

“wow hes fucking funny” “yeah that guy is a hemse”

by Hemsefader January 25, 2019

Hemmed-Up

The act of being held up by the police.

Me: dang, you see all them blue lights down there?

You: Yeàh they got somebody hemmed-up around the corner too.

by itsreallyraebae May 30, 2025

Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024

hem

Word used to decribe people of low character.

Ballin Dad: Why do anything for hem.
Wouldn’t listen fob shit so I’m goastin.

Slut Mom: But their chrildren and innocence will be damaged by your language.

Ballin Dad: Ill shoot you 200$ on the 1st monthly, duces!

G: I don’t speak of hem.
g: They broke huh?

by Kaiknowsya October 30, 2018