Helmet Rakers

Used to describe a person's extremely large teeth, referencing the potential problems experienced when giving a blowjob and 'rake' the helmet of the penis.

That bird had a right set of helmet rakers, I had to tell her to stop.

by RichieBigTits March 21, 2013

cold helmet

when you wake up in the morning with a cold tip

i woke up with a cold helmet this morning

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

Helmet Rimming

When one, driven by resentment/hate/anger etc takes the decision to rub their penis head round the rim of target-person's drinking glass as act of revenge.

I fucking hate that bastard; when he leaves to go to the toilet, i'm Helmet rimming his fucking glass.

by silversausage October 10, 2010

Butt Helmet

When a set of bare cheeks is placed atop the head of an unsuspecting victim.

Hey everyone. look over there. I think Mark is giving Joey a Butt helmet.

by babyakry January 12, 2011

cock helmet

1. This is any helmet that has a large cock/dildo attached to the front of it. The helmet should ideally have a chin-strap for extra added control. Depending on the size of the cock this item can really attract some great attention. It's a lot of fun to use too.

2. The head of the penis.

He wore his cock helmet out on Halloween and every dirty-nurse, french-maid, sexy slut out that night couldn't keep themselves from hanging from it.

She did a wonderful job of working my cock helmet as she gave me fellatio.

by Uncle Junk September 1, 2006

fuzzy helmet

Is when you cum in your underwear and then place them on your partner's head.

I gave her the fuzzy helmet last night.

by detroiterd March 17, 2011

gladiator helmet

While resting your sack on her forehead, drape your penis downward over the bridge of her nose. If so inclined one can yell Spartacus or Maximous.

I asked my girlfriend if she would be my little gladiator, she said yes but was unimpressed with the roleplaying event.

by Rexhaven August 17, 2003