harmicide

The act of inflicting serious bodily harm on a person, almost - but not quite, to the point of expiry.

Can be used as a noun: "Sometimes I just wanna kill that idiot, however, homicide is a crime. Perhaps some serious harmicide would be in order.....hahaha." - or an adjective: "Stay away from that dude. He's a harmicidal maniac!". Just think of all the court charges that could be eliminated, i.e. assault, battery, etc. by charging everyone with varying degrees of harmidice.

by montyco April 7, 2013

harmosexual

Harmonizers who are gay af for the girls of Fifth Harmony

Harmonizer 1: oh my god look at Normani she's fucking perfect!!

Harmonizer 2: I know right! God we're complete harmosexuals

by Harmonizer5ever September 11, 2016

you can’t play hitler’s harmonica

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.

Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!

by harmonica March 30, 2021

Bone Thugs N Harmony

Greatest rappers, all the new rappers are trendy faggets and Bone raps about what real thugs do, no one can be better, greatest rappers straight outta Cleveland

i feel so violent violent fucking with the exctasy
bone thugz baby

by Urban Dictionary May 24, 2005

Fifth Harmony

A girl group consisting of 5 members, formed July 2012 on The X Factor USA after being rejected as solo acts. Originally LYLAS and 1432, the girls Dinah Jane, Camila Cabello, Lauren Jauregui, Normani Kordei and Ally Brooke decided to have a fan rename them, and that name turned out to be Fifth Harmony. They are feminists believing in equality of the sexes, constantly reminding their mostly female following of how great of people they are. They are truly the most genuine celebrities, taking influence from Beyoncé, Lana Del Rey, Ed Sheeran, Justin Timberlake and Demi Lovato. The five beauties have come so far and still have a long way to go :')

"Have you heard of Fifth Harmony's new single BO$$?"
"Yeah, that song kicks ass. It's a new feminist anthem!"

by queenavocado July 19, 2014

beth harmon

Scary, intelligent women who is intimidating but very pretty. She plays chess, and is in total kinda crazy but that’s okay because i love her. (kind of a spoiler), made a dumb mistake by not choosing benny. 😐

Person: Who’s Beth Harmon?

Me: A girl who plays chess.

by mazerunnershank January 3, 2021

Shit hammock

The act of pooing, but instead of plopping into a toilet it gets cradled in your ass hair and just hangs there like a bat in the cave.

"dude What the fuck is that smell"
"oh bro, i got shit hammock'd today its just tragic."

by Nick penutbutter January 27, 2010