A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".
As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.
by Whip-poor-will January 1, 2013
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I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!
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by Protean213 August 14, 2011
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in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....
1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and grab a handful o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!
2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"
3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"
2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"
3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"
by Johnny Chingas February 22, 2009
Get the hardon mug.Hatdog was brought about by a small group from Kilkenny,Ireland.To call someone a Hatdog would be similar as to calling someone a dog with a hat on but not quite the same
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"That guy is like so coming on to me"
"I wouldn't go for it, he seems like such a hardon"
"That guy is like so coming on to me"
"I wouldn't go for it, he seems like such a hardon"
by Rachael Davies May 16, 2008
Get the Hardon mug.a pilipino word use to sabotage or make a person angry this word is originally Hatdog but being kawaii as fuck we use hakdog when a person says 'ha?(like pardeon like that)' then say 'hakdog'
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