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Humbert hardon

A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".
As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.
by Whip-poor-will January 1, 2013
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poopdick hardon

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...
I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!
by EvilGenius420 December 10, 2013
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HardOCP

A hardware review and news website. Offering insightful, fair-minded, and professional reviews of the latest in PC hardware and gaming-related technologies. They often buck the trend in the world of hardware reviews by focusing on "real world" results in their testing practices over canned synthetic testing styles.

See, testing methodology in GPU's, SSD's, and Power Supplies for examples of journalistic innovation and insight.
www.hardocp.com
by Protean213 August 14, 2011
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hardon

Well I guess the "achievement of erection"
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....
1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and grab a handful o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!

2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"

3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"
by Johnny Chingas February 22, 2009
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Hatdog

Hatdog was brought about by a small group from Kilkenny,Ireland.To call someone a Hatdog would be similar as to calling someone a dog with a hat on but not quite the same
Ah Bill,isn’t she some quare hatdog altogether.
The Hattiest of All Hatdogs
by Elly-De-Elephant September 29, 2019
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Hardon

Scenario: In a sleazy bar, eg; chateaux 6, Havanas etc.
"That guy is like so coming on to me"
"I wouldn't go for it, he seems like such a hardon"
by Rachael Davies May 16, 2008
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hakdog

a pilipino word use to sabotage or make a person angry this word is originally Hatdog but being kawaii as fuck we use hakdog when a person says 'ha?(like pardeon like that)' then say 'hakdog'
me:i have a bigas(rice in filipino-big ass)
you(like u did not hear it):ha?
me:HAKDOGGGG
by macdooofff November 4, 2020
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