Hapster

Opposite of hipster. Dresses like a normal person and claims to have done stuff after it was cool and left the pop culture scene.

"Dude, I love Bowling For Soup."
"That band is 20 years old. Where have you been?"

"I'm a hapster man. Leave me alone."

by Thug 9 August 18, 2014

hamsterspan

The approximate lifespan of the average hamster--roughly 18 months.

DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?"
LADY: "Oh HELL no man, you know I have a thing abt commitment! That's...that's a HAMSTERSPAN!"

by Frankie_G May 23, 2008

hamstercam

n. a slang term used as a substitute for 'colonoscopy'
v. to have underwent a colorectal examination either medically or in jest by friends and acquaintances.

s. Bob went under this afternoon to get hamstercammed by that creepy doctor with the spam hands...guess that's why he can't sit properly.

by Art Terry February 14, 2009

hamster crazy

used to describe an action that is so completely weird and psychotic that it can only be something a hamster does such as climbing up the walls, running at 15,000 mph, chewing shit up, etc.

Yesterday Mac got so drunk, he was running around and dancing all hamster crazy!

by MichelleIsCooler December 25, 2011

Hamster Heart

Feeling anxious, paranoid, scared, or worried.

Origin: when you hold a hamster and he gets anxious, and you can feel his little heart beating out of his chest.

"Hey do you see the cop that's following us?"
"Yeah man, he's giving me the hamster heart."

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"My girlfriend says she's late this month... I've got the hamster heart."

by Thefish July 11, 2017

Hamster-waterbottle

When a man is suspended from the ceiling and another man performs oral sex on the suspended man, in a manner similar to a hamster licking a waterbottle.

Gabe drank from his Hamster-waterbottle.

by Ben the mouse August 4, 2017

Haista Paska

The equivalent word of "fuck you" or "smell a shit"

Hey buddy,Haista Paska

by bob the builder and shit September 2, 2018