HAP

The male alternative version of "WAP", stands for Huge Ass Penis.

Person 1: Yo what are you doing to my gf?!
Person 2: Oh my bad, I'm stuffing my HAP in her.

by Motomamiii December 2, 2023

Ab hap ✌️

Ab hap ( used with hand gesture ✌️) is a friendly greeting/farewell. It is the short version of saying ‘Wishing you ABSOLUTE HAPPINESS’ or ‘Happy Days Always’ - it is so simple, even babies can say it! Part of ‘Smiley Culture’, it is UNIVERSAL & can be used across all time zones 🌎 🌍 🌏

Smiley wished the person on the other side of the road: ✌️ ‘Ab hap ✌️my friend’.

They replied: ‘✌️Happy Days Always’ ✌️

by SMiLeY QuEeN January 3, 2022

hap birday skiff

a word of greeting

Friend 1 - Hap birday skiff

Friend 2 - Thanks!

by hap birday skiff January 14, 2020

hap

hap, hap is a code word for nigger

Your a hap!
Look at those haps.

by Gyp December 8, 2021

What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.

Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"

by MizzBean August 24, 2025

Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson

Hap's Lyndon Johnson in Oppenheimer; from courtroom dramas to the White House, a leader is born!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!

by courtofowls August 23, 2023

lil hap

a guy who will smoke all day long but still have enough energy and good intentions to fyck u. he probably been through some deep shot but still loves everyone and always has a smile on his face.

person1: woah look at that stud smoking person 2: ya who is that
person1: ohhh ofc it’s lil hap

person 2: not big hap?!
person1: no LIL hap ofc what are you on cmon now

by hipsdontliewakawaka March 19, 2023