HAP

The male version of WAP. HAP stands for " Hard Ass Dick".

That girl made me HAP.

by GayBoy247 September 22, 2020

Haps

What idiots say when they can't spell "Happy Birthday"

"Haps fams"

aka: I'm a fucking idiot

by HowToSmart101 July 6, 2020

hippy hap

the notion or action of beating a hippy due to them being a pollution of socity

i hippy happed that stoner

by holllllllyu February 3, 2012

Dead haps

something being boring or "dead"
Haps meaning happenings

damn bruh, this shits dead haps

by lilaussieboy February 2, 2024

:hap:

A famous smiley on jeuxvideo.com, a french forum.

French 1 : T'es con :hap: (You're stupid :hap:)
French 2 : Pas autant que toi :hap: (Less than you :hap:)

by NaNoMister December 26, 2016

Hap

To be or to make one very very VERY mad. Quite frankly the word “hap” makes me mad because of how fucking STUPID it is

Yooo my boys mad hap cause he got rejected today hahahha yeah bro

by Www.fakenameeee.combye April 25, 2023

Dead Haps

Dead Happenings: Shorten to D.H. or Dead Haps, when said

1. Usually said when there isn't much to do, or going on.

2. An unfortunate turn of events

Originates from Sydney Australia

"Damn you got work tonight DH"

"Foods so cold cause they took their bloody time, DH"

"The Bottle shop already closed Dead Haps"

by TACOWASTAKEN December 11, 2024