When you travel from Tolono to Hessel Park just to rub one out to the kids playing on the splash pad.
Hey, did you see the school board president giving himself the Hessel Handi the other day.
God work sucked today I could really go for a Hessel Handi.
God work sucked today I could really go for a Hessel Handi.
by Tolonoman July 23, 2022
Get the Hessel Handi mug.When one finger blasts a female so hard that the female is no longer able or willing to walk correctly, thereby needing a wheelchair.
Holy shit bro, did you see that chick? She can barely walk. Yeah my guy just gave her a wheelchair handy.
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Hanna: well I can give you one in the back of tesco for 50p I'll even show my tits!!! That's why I'm called handy hanna!!
Hanna: well I can give you one in the back of tesco for 50p I'll even show my tits!!! That's why I'm called handy hanna!!
by Handyhanna March 1, 2015
Get the handy hanna mug.Last night Matt was so drunk and unconcious that I used his hand to give me a Handy Randy; I came on his face for added effect.
by BertMcMatterton November 26, 2010
Get the Handy Randy mug.It is German for "my phone/mobile/cellphone", and is use infamously by Stephen Fry in an episode of QI, whereby he groped himself while stating "MEIN HANDY!" in a Germanic accent.
by Em Ken January 11, 2009
Get the [Mein] [Handy] mug.The act of ones mate giving them a hand job, but right before ejaculation, turns it right back at the ejaculator
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