Alabama hammock

A form of sexual intercourse on a webbed hammock where in the throes of passion one gets their testicles caught in the webbing and still concludes the tryst in the biblical sense.

The most embarrassing sexual tryst I've ever had was on a hammock and my nuts were caught in the webbing. The Alabama hammock was the worst sexual experience I've ever had.

by Iceman18 August 11, 2019

Mr. Hammon

Teaches fuckin chemistry at stockdale; Has an uncomfortably large penis

Mr. Hammon is so fuckin hot when he teaches about thermochemistry!

by daddy chi11 March 26, 2019

HAMboner

An internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. A copy and paste Googler.

Please don't feed the Hamboner.

by hartsnfartsn September 16, 2003

hamner

a very fun, sexy good looking and sexual person that will love you too the end and play with you when ever you want them to

a relationship with a hamner is always fun

by saxy10 May 11, 2008

Hammocking

Setting up a hammock and hanging with your friends.

Want to go hammocking?

by Hammockinglivin' March 16, 2017

hamjob

When a woman wraps a slice of ham around a guy's penis and then gives him a handjob.

Nick: Man to spice up me and Blair's love life i had her give me a hamjob the other day.

Bobby: Yo how was it?

Nick: SWEEEEEEET

by dukerj94 August 13, 2010

Omaha Hambone

When you cum in a girls ear, and push her down the stairs.

I gave deh bitch a Omaha Hambone, now she gittided a ear infection and a brokded rib.

by bonquiquizenteir October 31, 2009