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Get the harlet mug."Home of the Champions", Hazlet is a town in the Jersey Shore that is known for it's toughness. Located as a buffer between white trash Keansburg and wealthy Holmdel, Hazlet represents the epitome of a blue collar, middle class suburb. Hazlet is also known for its solid football program, in which the Raritan Rockets went to the state finals three years in a row. Other than its toughness, Hazlet is known for having one of the largest movie theaters in the area, being home to the godly Jim's Burger Haven, and being home to 11 pizzerias. Hazlet itself contains different and diverse communities, from the shorelike West Keansburg to the upper-middle class Raritan Valley.
Those kids from Hazlet really break their backs when they work.
I played football in Central Jersey and most likely got my ass kicked by a Hazlet kid.
Hazlet isn't as trashy as Keansburg, isn't as stuck up as Holmdel, and isn't as boring as Middletown.
I wish I could live in Hazlet, but my son is a wuss and would never survive. That's why I live in Middletown.
I played football in Central Jersey and most likely got my ass kicked by a Hazlet kid.
Hazlet isn't as trashy as Keansburg, isn't as stuck up as Holmdel, and isn't as boring as Middletown.
I wish I could live in Hazlet, but my son is a wuss and would never survive. That's why I live in Middletown.
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Get the hamlit mug.The primary mode of transportation in Hazleton, PA, seen outside of every home: A stolen shopping cart!
hazletard 1: Got any WD-40, my ride needs a tune up.
hazletard 2: Ditch that bitch. I got this fly Hazletonmobile, from GIANT Food. No I can go Hazleton drifting, this afternoon.
hazletard 2: Ditch that bitch. I got this fly Hazletonmobile, from GIANT Food. No I can go Hazleton drifting, this afternoon.
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