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emotional gymnastics

These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.
Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
by von groovy July 2, 2024
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Gymnastics coach Kevin

An old gymnastics coach whose name is unknown to two people. So they decided to name the coach Kevin. Every old guy they saw, they would name them Kevin.
Mom can I buy a gymnastics coach Kevin?
No u cannot.
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National gymnastics manager day

On December 15th it’s national gymnastics team manager day where you shower your manager in gifts
Oh my god Jenny happy national gymnastics manager day!
by Bomieboy69 December 1, 2021
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swingset gymnastics

Basically a sport in which a child I'd placed on a swing and athletes give it their all to have their child be launched the farthest. Other variations include launching them through hoops of different sizes and colors to gain points, launching them the largest vertical distance, and launching them into the air to collide with other launched children.
Hey have you seen this sport called swingset gymnastics? It's amazing!

Yeah I can't wait to see those little shits go flying!
by Shittiest_Definer_Ever February 18, 2021
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gymnastics

gymnastics is a sport you have to be extremely committed to. it is pain and suffering but you make it look pretty. if you put in the work, its 100% worth it.
gymnastics is one of the hardest sports in the world
by you don't know me:) December 10, 2022
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gymnast addict

That fucking girl thats 3 or more years younger than you that just shows off how energetic she is because of her youth by pissing you off in every single way and time.
Me:*sits on instagram*
Gymnast addict: wanna see me cartwheel
Me:*ignores*
Gymnast addict: *does it anyways and hits him in the fuckin face*
by Yolo_bruh_Just_yolo June 1, 2017
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gymnastics

a sport that involves flips

there are 3 disciplines
its for men and women
Sophie does gymnastics.
by gymmei September 11, 2021
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