Gustav

Retard

Guy 1 - "You see that Gustav over there?"
Guy 2 - "Yeah he's a total dumbass and weak af

by Gustavohater69 March 1, 2022

Gustav

Gustav is a name that means penis

I have a Gustav

Your Gustav is so smal

by Gustav December 11, 2016

Gustav

He is a dum mother fucker but he is very kind and is pleased with his life and he use's SNUS of coruse beacuse he is swedish

Linus: Omg he got snus.
Sixten: Of corse he is Gustav

by Lundgrens 289 November 29, 2018

gustav gram

a person who has a middle parting that looks like "Manfred" from ice age

"john" look over there, that guy look likes manfred from ice age!
"pete" oh he must be a gustav gram

by quackerer October 23, 2023

Gustav

He is the greatest guy in history, and he is not gay. He has a very large penis ass well.

He is bassicly god, and he allways has a Malte as a friend.

Oh that guy has giant muscels, he's a Gustav

by harzard123321 June 10, 2021

Gustaved

The action of getting totally destroyed by the perfect human-made artillery known as the “800mm caliber railway gun Schwerer Gustav” or just “Gustav” after exposing your personal ideology, beliefs or just disagreeing with the großdeutches Reich.

“Dude, have you seen Mario lately?”

“Don’t you know? Yesterday he was caught trying to sneak through the border and he was sent straight to Crimea. Poor Mario got gustaved and disappear from this terrible world”

“Damn dude, I rather be hanged than gustaved”

by ocesa October 15, 2020

Gustav

The best person you’ll ever meet. They care so much about their loved ones and they will do anything to make you happy. If you’ve gotten the chance to be friends with them, you should be very thankful because they are literally the best!

a: “Have you heard about Gustav?”
b: “Yeah I have!! They are literally the best!”

by M&Mookie January 27, 2022