The Randall Guide to Slaying:
A three step process to nail a boy/girl
S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck
*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*
A three step process to nail a boy/girl
S1: Scoop
S2: Wheel
S3: Cock Wreck
*note: in some cases it may be necessary to jump straight to step 3*
by 4044life2 February 3, 2014
A book written by Tim Collins that describes everything a ginger needs to know to survive in a gingerphobic society. It contains gingers through history, halls of ginger fame, halls of ginger shame, what hairstyles don't work with ginger hair, the ginger milkman joke, and the best comebacks to use for pretty much every ginger insult in existence.
Ginger Girl: "I can't seem to win, honey. It's like everyone hates gingers. I'm tempted to dye my hair blonde or something."
Her Gingerphile Boyfriend: "Don't do that! Look, I have a book at home called the ginger survival guide. I'll lend it to you-you'll feel proud you're a ginger."
Ginger Girl: "Aw thanks, sweetheart. You're the best!"
Her Gingerphile Boyfriend: "Don't do that! Look, I have a book at home called the ginger survival guide. I'll lend it to you-you'll feel proud you're a ginger."
Ginger Girl: "Aw thanks, sweetheart. You're the best!"
by MegaMilkCosplayer April 1, 2014
1. One of the best Raido shows every to grace the air waves. this radio show was the starting point for the book, haveing slighty differnt plot lines which aren't in the book and certently not the movie.
2. The greastest trilogy of five, and possibly the most confusingly random books in exsitants. some part from the raido show have either been removed or changed drasticly when changing oer to the book.
3. *issing important parts*
2. The greastest trilogy of five, and possibly the most confusingly random books in exsitants. some part from the raido show have either been removed or changed drasticly when changing oer to the book.
3. *issing important parts*
1.zaphoid: I like those two black headrest things
Trillion: i didn't there mighty uncomfurtible, and i prefer longer arms
arthur: but it won't have a mouth to drink the coffie!
Ford: I think it just scratched it's leg
Trillian: those headrests look like eyebrows!
2. ^ the previous never happens in the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
3. they don't even get to milliways.
Trillion: i didn't there mighty uncomfurtible, and i prefer longer arms
arthur: but it won't have a mouth to drink the coffie!
Ford: I think it just scratched it's leg
Trillian: those headrests look like eyebrows!
2. ^ the previous never happens in the book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
3. they don't even get to milliways.
by A Hooloovoo July 25, 2006
The familar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.
As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.
Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.
Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
by Janey7611 April 20, 2011
Promotion by TV Guide for subscription in late 1990's and early 2000's.
TV Guide Purses are shitty purses that fall apart after a few months of transferring beer from CVS to the train. Those using TV Guide purses are usually moronic, confused idiots who mistake it for a gym bag. They are the perfect example of what is wrong with the world.
TV Guide Purses are shitty purses that fall apart after a few months of transferring beer from CVS to the train. Those using TV Guide purses are usually moronic, confused idiots who mistake it for a gym bag. They are the perfect example of what is wrong with the world.
by Rick AKA Ted December 7, 2011
The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization is dark magic slowly revealing that mutations linked to the process of insectualization are present in victims of the annual seasonal viral culling.
The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization
The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.
Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.
…
Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.
Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?
Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.
Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.
The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.
Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.
…
Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.
Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?
Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.
Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.
by Option 22 October 30, 2020
by liroy August 1, 2006