gaping taco

an extremely loose and saggy twat that can best be compared to a wet taco that was purchased from a shady street food vendor

i went out with heather last night and when i tried feel her up my hand sunk into her gaping taco and after that it was pretty awkward, i think i should block her number bro

by Insert Name Here March 10, 2015

Forrest Gumping

While under the influance of alcohol and through no skill, knowledge or effort of your own manage to end up in a sexually gratifying evening usually with more than one partner of the opposite sex. These events are always indirectly aided by others in one way or another. This is similar to the accounts of Forrest Gump in the movie with respect to success with little known efforts.

-Dude did you end up in another three way last night with those two chicks from the bar?
-Yeah.

-How do you keep Forrest Gumping your way into so much pussy?
-I don't know. I was just sitting there when the bartender asked me to loan my lighter to these two girls. Next thing I knew we were back at my place.

by douchewalker December 9, 2013

Gwaping

To get gwap...

Billy lost his job...He ain't gwaping no more...

by MimicZ August 3, 2009

Gapinganus

A old and ancient untold Greek Mythological God.

Susu was wearing a white cloth and his ass was hanging out. He looked just like Gapinganus!

by Susu Support March 7, 2008

gurping

The condition of being under the influence of psychedlic mushrooms.

I was gurping so hard it took me 45 minutes to tie my shoes.

by WadeB July 11, 2006

Gaping Beef Curtains

A vagina, resembling a curtain in front of a doorway made out of beef.

That woman was so loose, her gaping beef curtains were flapping in the breeze

by lickolotopus March 25, 2009

Gumping

When a firefighter chooses not to bath for 24 to 48 hours, particularly after running a fire

I am sooo tired after than 2 alarm, I can't even shower right now. I'm Gumping it.
Nooo! Don't Gump it dude, that's disgusting.

by gumpysnasty September 15, 2016