Make 1: Yo look at this pic of Dave dude looks so guac in this pic
Male 2: Ong dude look guac in that pic he highkey needa delete it
Male 2: Ong dude look guac in that pic he highkey needa delete it
by Gurrenlag September 20, 2021
Get the Guac mug.The day the worst guac in history was forged. It made me want to jump off a 20 story building. It looked like the fake Krabby Patty from Spongebob. It look cement mix and dry wall. I do not know how any person could make that and think they did a good job. I bet homie ate that and said "I think I have a shot of being a pro cook!", nah homie, you finna be a pro cement maker!
by Gordon Ramsey Jr July 21, 2021
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Get the Guac-Taco mug.Guac-slosh (v): To give a blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
Guac slosh (n): A blowjob with a magnitude of sloppiness so great that the act may reasonably be compared to an avocado spinning around one's penis with astounding velocity.
Guac slosher (n): The person giving that "good slosh."
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Examples:
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
Guac slosher (n): "He remarked flirtatiously, 'Come here you dirty little guac slosher.'"
Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
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1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.
2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.
3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
1. When you’re about to score with a spicy Latina and some Trump-lovin’ gringo ruins it by spewing MAGA bullshit like it’s guacamole at a cookout. Now you’re Guac Blocked and the only thing getting laid is the patio tiles.
2. A cockblock specifically flavored with xenophobia, queso-level ignorance, and tortilla-thin masculinity.
3. Latin distaste for members of the white community because their pale white skin reminds them how much Trump sucks.
“I was literally about to go in for the kiss and she whispered ‘Don’t mess it up! And I didn’t! But then a Trump ad played mid Spotify yelling ‘Keep America White Again’ and she backed off like I had confederate boxers on. Guac Blocked by non-premium subscription racism”
by I’m not with him July 13, 2025
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