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Groom

A male You're marrying on a wedding night
My groom is late again
by 459395 March 28, 2023
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ball grooming

when you keep good care of your balls
timmy: i just got the best ball grooming by troy!

ciara: i dont have balls
by jaccitcock April 13, 2021
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Star-Grooming

Star Grooming is a form of Grooming where you groom someone or a group to be famous in order to push hidden agendas. Intelligence Agencies such as US Intelligences like the CIA would do "Talent Spotting" such as find a talented person or group and then set up a cover story for their rise to "Stardom" since it looks organic. An example would be a Canadian Rock Band called "My Evil Erica" who are being star groomed by the CIA and CSIS via David Eric Grohl purchasing the band for US$80 Million.
CIA: Programs David Eric Grohl via the neuralink to buy "My Evil Erica"
David Eric Grohl: "It kinda like awanken this feeling in that was like oh shit!"
David Eric Grohl: Look at these crazy motherfuckers, I feel like they sound just like us the Nirvana band back in the good old days"
David Eric Grohl: "Devon Rodgers reminds me of me when I was younger."
David Eric Grohl: "Brett Howden reminds me of my old buddy Krist Novoselic"
David Eric Grohl: "Jeon Marc reminds me of my old and never forgotten pal Kurt Cobain"
David Eric Grohl: "This is the Nirvana of Steroids!"
CIA: "My Evil Erica Star-Grooming complete"

Brendon O'Connell: "This is the CIA Culture War after all"
by GreatTruth123 June 9, 2022
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Groom Rider

Noun: A man and/or woman that gets married soon after getting pregnant or causing a pregnancy.
What ever happened to Becky?

She got knocked up by that douche bag Gary and they're getting married now.

Whoa never thought she'd be a Groom Rider.
by Granny Maxwell April 28, 2011
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blue groom

The matchmaker of the wedding who cooks good chicken rice and hacks up loogieless spit in the mornings
The blue groom attended the wedding
by Cockatail February 24, 2022
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Grooming

Grooming is having a relationship with someone younger kissing someone is not pronounced grooming but for them to have sexual activity is grooming
Person:Zoe Laverne was grooming Connor
Friend: how?
Person: she had sexual activity with him
Friend:no your wrong grooming is having sexual activity just because she twerked on him and convinced him to vape isn't grooming neither is a kiss
by Pxpcxnrzi September 9, 2021
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Child Groom

He is her child groom
by 459395 March 8, 2022
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