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Grooming

1. Combing hair
2. Dating a Minor, online
1. I was grooming my hair in the shower
2. Reploid REVO is infamous for Grooming Minors
by lolmaster444 March 14, 2024
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ball grooming

when you keep good care of your balls
timmy: i just got the best ball grooming by troy!

ciara: i dont have balls
by jaccitcock April 13, 2021
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man groom

Shave and detail the male penile area in hopes of hooking up with a date.
I have to man groom in case I take a hot one home tonight!
by Adamblackrs2014 May 17, 2014
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Vrchat Grooming

Something that happened to me, if you or someone you know has been groomed/sexually assaulted on vrchat, tell an adult, the best thing you can do after having that happen to you is taking a break off vrchat, it can be hard to take a break from the things you love, but trust me, if you wanna get better, you have to get rid of the things that will make you worse, this has happened to me multiple times and I just wanna let you know it isn't your fault.
Vrchat grooming PS: And to your vrchat groomer, FUCK THEM! you matter and they can go die! Love you drink water <3 (ps this also goes for people who have been groomed irl, or on any other platform such as kik. Discord, etc.
by NovaIsNobody February 19, 2024
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grooming excuse

Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.

These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?

Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
by WineBusProf February 20, 2015
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grooming den

a chatroom where old people (typically males on discord) gather to groom little kids
person 1: " did you hear about that new grooming den"
person 2: "yeah my friend's in it she's so dumb"
by alyssasjournal September 5, 2023
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Grooming

When a child is in the general vicinity of any protest, movement, demonstration, or slogan that supports equal human rights, or awareness of legal or social injustices for people who are not straight, women or white.
I took my kid to a drag queen story hour because awareness of diversity helps reduce bigotry and fear-based violence later in life, as is my right as a parent, and everyone on Twitter called it grooming.
by anonymous May 28, 2023
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