Groom Rider

Noun: A man and/or woman that gets married soon after getting pregnant or causing a pregnancy.

What ever happened to Becky?

She got knocked up by that douche bag Gary and they're getting married now.

Whoa never thought she'd be a Groom Rider.

by Granny Maxwell April 28, 2011

Star-Grooming

Star Grooming is a form of Grooming where you groom someone or a group to be famous in order to push hidden agendas. Intelligence Agencies such as US Intelligences like the CIA would do "Talent Spotting" such as find a talented person or group and then set up a cover story for their rise to "Stardom" since it looks organic. An example would be a Canadian Rock Band called "My Evil Erica" who are being star groomed by the CIA and CSIS via David Eric Grohl purchasing the band for US$80 Million.

CIA: Programs David Eric Grohl via the neuralink to buy "My Evil Erica"
David Eric Grohl: "It kinda like awanken this feeling in that was like oh shit!"
David Eric Grohl: Look at these crazy motherfuckers, I feel like they sound just like us the Nirvana band back in the good old days"
David Eric Grohl: "Devon Rodgers reminds me of me when I was younger."
David Eric Grohl: "Brett Howden reminds me of my old buddy Krist Novoselic"
David Eric Grohl: "Jeon Marc reminds me of my old and never forgotten pal Kurt Cobain"
David Eric Grohl: "This is the Nirvana of Steroids!"
CIA: "My Evil Erica Star-Grooming complete"

Brendon O'Connell: "This is the CIA Culture War after all"

by GreatTruth123 June 9, 2022

grooming den

a chatroom where old people (typically males on discord) gather to groom little kids

person 1: " did you hear about that new grooming den"
person 2: "yeah my friend's in it she's so dumb"

by alyssasjournal September 5, 2023

Grooming

Personal Care - In the context of personal care and hygiene, grooming refers to the practices and activities people undertake to maintain their appearance. This can include activities such as shaving, haircuts, skincare, nail care, and overall personal cleanliness.

"Men's grooming products include razors, aftershaves, and beard oils."

by jeegz July 7, 2024

Grooming

1. Combing hair
2. Dating a Minor, online

1. I was grooming my hair in the shower
2. Reploid REVO is infamous for Grooming Minors

by lolmaster444 March 14, 2024

Grooming

When a child is in the general vicinity of any protest, movement, demonstration, or slogan that supports equal human rights, or awareness of legal or social injustices for people who are not straight, women or white.

I took my kid to a drag queen story hour because awareness of diversity helps reduce bigotry and fear-based violence later in life, as is my right as a parent, and everyone on Twitter called it grooming.

by anonymous May 28, 2023

man groom

Shave and detail the male penile area in hopes of hooking up with a date.

I have to man groom in case I take a hot one home tonight!

by Adamblackrs2014 May 17, 2014