by Dontwon From Corlett Ave. May 3, 2022
Get the Trick groomingmug. A British guy who not only likes men, but also teaches computer science at a selective high school. He plays an absurd amount of Minecraft and overwatch, rivalling the means of another god gamer (only pros would get the reference). He has many colourful metaphors that he uses to convey his messages, like how he escaped the matrix and that the school system is controlling us (he is very based). Apart from liking men, he also likes kids, thus his name.
Guy one: "Bro, that kid got kidnapped today"
Guy two: "Oh it was probably Mr Groom, don't worry law enforcement will bait him by telling him about the new overwatch league"
Guy one: "You sure?"
Guy two: "Of course, no gamer at his calibre would ever miss out on that tournament."
Guy one: "Oh, ok"
Guy two: "Oh it was probably Mr Groom, don't worry law enforcement will bait him by telling him about the new overwatch league"
Guy one: "You sure?"
Guy two: "Of course, no gamer at his calibre would ever miss out on that tournament."
Guy one: "Oh, ok"
by Anonymoose1010209391 June 19, 2023
Get the Mr Groommug. Something that happened to me, if you or someone you know has been groomed/sexually assaulted on vrchat, tell an adult, the best thing you can do after having that happen to you is taking a break off vrchat, it can be hard to take a break from the things you love, but trust me, if you wanna get better, you have to get rid of the things that will make you worse, this has happened to me multiple times and I just wanna let you know it isn't your fault.
Vrchat grooming PS: And to your vrchat groomer, FUCK THEM! you matter and they can go die! Love you drink water <3 (ps this also goes for people who have been groomed irl, or on any other platform such as kik. Discord, etc.
by NovaIsNobody February 19, 2024
Get the Vrchat Groomingmug. by Adamblackrs2014 May 17, 2014
Get the man groommug. by jaccitcock April 13, 2021
Get the ball groomingmug. person 1: " did you hear about that new grooming den"
person 2: "yeah my friend's in it she's so dumb"
person 2: "yeah my friend's in it she's so dumb"
by alyssasjournal September 5, 2023
Get the grooming denmug. Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.
These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?
Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
by WineBusProf February 20, 2015
Get the grooming excusemug.