Grooming

1. Combing hair
2. Dating a Minor, online
1. I was grooming my hair in the shower
2. Reploid REVO is infamous for Grooming Minors
by lolmaster444 March 14, 2024
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grooming den

a chatroom where old people (typically males on discord) gather to groom little kids
person 1: " did you hear about that new grooming den"
person 2: "yeah my friend's in it she's so dumb"
by alyssasjournal September 5, 2023
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Star-Grooming

Star Grooming is a form of Grooming where you groom someone or a group to be famous in order to push hidden agendas. Intelligence Agencies such as US Intelligences like the CIA would do "Talent Spotting" such as find a talented person or group and then set up a cover story for their rise to "Stardom" since it looks organic. An example would be a Canadian Rock Band called "My Evil Erica" who are being star groomed by the CIA and CSIS via David Eric Grohl purchasing the band for US$80 Million.
CIA: Programs David Eric Grohl via the neuralink to buy "My Evil Erica"
David Eric Grohl: "It kinda like awanken this feeling in that was like oh shit!"
David Eric Grohl: Look at these crazy motherfuckers, I feel like they sound just like us the Nirvana band back in the good old days"
David Eric Grohl: "Devon Rodgers reminds me of me when I was younger."
David Eric Grohl: "Brett Howden reminds me of my old buddy Krist Novoselic"
David Eric Grohl: "Jeon Marc reminds me of my old and never forgotten pal Kurt Cobain"
David Eric Grohl: "This is the Nirvana of Steroids!"
CIA: "My Evil Erica Star-Grooming complete"

Brendon O'Connell: "This is the CIA Culture War after all"
by GreatTruth123 June 9, 2022
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Groom Rider

Noun: A man and/or woman that gets married soon after getting pregnant or causing a pregnancy.
What ever happened to Becky?

She got knocked up by that douche bag Gary and they're getting married now.

Whoa never thought she'd be a Groom Rider.
by Granny Maxwell April 28, 2011
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grooming excuse

Any use of a feeble, or implausible excuse used by someone to escape from a conversation on a mind-numbing, or uninteresting topic for the listener. Refers to someone explaining their preference to 'wash their hair', 'do their nails' or some other such excuse, which would be an otherwise less desirable chore than having to suffer through listening to such a boring conversation.

These excuses were popular in sit-coms, where the lead actor wanted to extract laughter from the audience with the punchline illustrating the implausibility of the excuse being believed by the recipient.
Claire: When I came back with your wine you'd already left. What happened?

Steve: When that wine-snob came over to talk about the wine we were drinking, I had to use a grooming excuse to get out of there.
by WineBusProf February 20, 2015
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Mr Groom

A British guy who not only likes men, but also teaches computer science at a selective high school. He plays an absurd amount of Minecraft and overwatch, rivalling the means of another god gamer (only pros would get the reference). He has many colourful metaphors that he uses to convey his messages, like how he escaped the matrix and that the school system is controlling us (he is very based). Apart from liking men, he also likes kids, thus his name.
Guy one: "Bro, that kid got kidnapped today"
Guy two: "Oh it was probably Mr Groom, don't worry law enforcement will bait him by telling him about the new overwatch league"
Guy one: "You sure?"
Guy two: "Of course, no gamer at his calibre would ever miss out on that tournament."
Guy one: "Oh, ok"
by Anonymoose1010209391 June 19, 2023
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Vrchat Grooming

Something that happened to me, if you or someone you know has been groomed/sexually assaulted on vrchat, tell an adult, the best thing you can do after having that happen to you is taking a break off vrchat, it can be hard to take a break from the things you love, but trust me, if you wanna get better, you have to get rid of the things that will make you worse, this has happened to me multiple times and I just wanna let you know it isn't your fault.
Vrchat grooming PS: And to your vrchat groomer, FUCK THEM! you matter and they can go die! Love you drink water <3 (ps this also goes for people who have been groomed irl, or on any other platform such as kik. Discord, etc.
by NovaIsNobody February 19, 2024
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