grooble

stray particles of spittle or snot

My child wiped her nose on my jeans, depositing a grooble I knew I would not have time to remove before my job interview.

by Motty May 10, 2004

groob bag

means to grab a boob first letters in both words are changed

i just got a full on groob bag on that shorty

by chawncy November 20, 2009

Grooberto

The act of simultaniously pooping on someones lawn and sawing they're dog in half.

yeah man, i totally saw you grooberto mr jenkins last wednesday!

i know, i did it in the daytime!

by HolyCrap90 September 2, 2010

Groobycool

A word that idiots use to describe something of their interest. Usually said in an attempt to form the word groovy, but they're just not cool enough to make it.

Groobycool!

by Coolio McBeans March 10, 2011

Groomsing

The act of sexual molestation which one may or may not like. Can be used with those older as well as younger.

Guy: "Stop groomsing me; you're giving me a boner."
Other guy: "Bet."

by Jaron Boss July 17, 2017

Groomsing

The act of sexually violating an individual, typically a child

What happened to Billy? He left school to go to therapy.

Word is John got caught groomsing him, it’s so messed up.

by Towelie420 May 17, 2018

Goobs

A person that is the complete opposite of funny.Often overuses the words : noob-gay-UNGAY ME-

This guy is really unfunny.He's just goobs

by BLUDZVCH July 17, 2018