grenade man

In a group of your friends, the guy designated to taking the fat chick, so your friends can get with her much hotter (not fat) friends.

Beth and Clarissa are hot, but they always hang out with that fat grenade chick... Better get Mike to be our grenade man. After all, fat chicks need love, too.

grenade man by Big Red AF January 22, 2007

Grenade Comparison 

The comparison of your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend to the song Grenade by Bruno Mars. Using his lyrics as guidelines, the seriousness of your relationship can be easily determined.

Jen: Do you think Joe is serious about our relationship?

Julia: I don't know- You should try using the Grenade Comparison.

Jen: Good idea! Do you think he would he jump in front of a train for me?

Julia: I don't think so. You guys have just been hooking up. I wonder if Kyle would catch a grenade for me- we have been together for two years.

Grenade Comparison by Alyssa18 May 9, 2011

Grenade Plan 

The fall-back plans you make in case your life goes to complete shit, with no hopes of getting back on track. A Grenade Plan means blowing up your entire life and starting fresh. Grenade Plans are meant for worst-case scenarios only, and are usually extreme and nearly impossible.

Well, this week I got fired, my girlfriend dumped me, and I found out that my landlord is evicting me. My car was stolen, and I have no insurance. My family is all dead, I have no friends, and my pets ran away. My savings were lost in the stock market, and I have this odd lump on my neck. It can't get any worse, but it probably won't get much better, either. It's time for the Grenade Plan: Sell everything I have left, and bet it on a spin at the roulette table. If I win, I move to Monaco. If I lose, I'll become a busker in San Francisco.

Grenade Plan by D.E.Moss October 1, 2011

Grenade Abortion 

The action of pulling the pin on a grenade and sticking it up a girl's cooch, especially if she's pregnant, thereby aborting the baby (and her, but that's besides the point).

"Yo did you hear about Stacy? I heard she got a grenade abortion."
"Bullshit, who would knock her up in the first place?"

Grenade Abortion by SurrealArt June 7, 2016

grenade grill 

when a person's teeth are so fucked up it looks like a grenade exploded in his or her mouth.

why do even rich britons have grenade grills?

grenade grill by dirty rotten scoundrel July 19, 2006

Grenade Whistle

Sometimes you're at the club and you bring a few girls home and you're a little cloudy so you don't realize you brought home grenades. So it's up to your roommate to blow on the Grenade Whistle to snap you out of it and bring you to your senses so you can kick that grenade out.

If you bring a girl home, and you are to drunk to realize she is a grenade. Your friends will sound the Grenade Whistle to let you know that your girl is a grenade!

Grenade Whistle by Max_Laxin February 20, 2011

Grenade Captain 

The guy in your platoon that is most likely to be selected to dive on the grenade while out scouting the enemy’s squadron. The Captain is most susceptible to volunteer or be called into active duty after his 9th plus beer or high ball and or sometime close to last call.

It’s almost last call, the Grenade Captain looks ready to volunteer, let see if he will dive on the nottie and save the platoon tonight?

We are all going to get knocked out if we can’t get the Grenade Captain to take the heavy weight 15 rounds.

Grenade Captain by Mr. Doobie August 6, 2008