n. 1. The defining characteristic of human nature. 2. The desire to own or control more resources than others.
Greed is not merely "I want more". Greed is "I want more than everybody else". Thus the majority of people are forcibly kept poor because if everyone had a million dollars, a loaf of bread would cost a hundred grand.
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Get the grendile mug.An indigenous creature of Scotland. The creature hunts men who are either drug addicts or paedophiles and proceeds to perform sexual intercourse and because of the minimalism of it's vaginal passage it rips the "Banjo String" of her victim.
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Get the Banjo Geddes mug.Monstrously good; sinfully delicious. A compound of "delicious" and "Grendel," from the poem "Beowulf."
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Get the grendelicious mug.An attempt disguise corporate greed by promoting a company's charitable contributions, said especially of large financial corporations; a public relations strategy aimed at defusing public anger over wanton corporate greed by putting a superficial positive or redeeming social face on the corporation through advertisement of the corporation's charitable contributions.
Goldman Sachs, who accepted $12.9 billion in taxpayer bailout funds in 2008-2009, was getting ready to give its employees bonuses estimated to be worth around $595,000 per employee, but first the company's press team considered a greedwashing program to defray public anger at the firm over the massive bonuses: requiring its top employees to donate a small percentage of their pay to charity each year. Can you feel the love?
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Get the greedwashing mug.a Virus that Masquerades as latte art coffee passion. Greedfest is Actually a manmade virus built to collect as much money per hour as possible.
More profitable than coffee once the larvae hatch and begin to eat your soul. Once you sponsor greedfest the viral host won't let you leave.
Outbreaks are tri-annual but it may be treated with a lawyer and a truthful Interrogatory.
in Extreme cases greedfest Delusions Exhibit irrational beliefs, held with a high level of conviction that they own a state such as Washington, they are highly resistant to change even when the delusional party is exposed to forms of proof that contradict the greedfest organism.
Simple word associations are impossible to the greedfest patient i.e. I say coffee city and you say? Clearly Seattle is where a coffee association would locate a show.
Friends don't let Friends Greedfest. Just say NO to lifestyle events or wear protection. Their is help available if you genuinely care about coffee.
More profitable than coffee once the larvae hatch and begin to eat your soul. Once you sponsor greedfest the viral host won't let you leave.
Outbreaks are tri-annual but it may be treated with a lawyer and a truthful Interrogatory.
in Extreme cases greedfest Delusions Exhibit irrational beliefs, held with a high level of conviction that they own a state such as Washington, they are highly resistant to change even when the delusional party is exposed to forms of proof that contradict the greedfest organism.
Simple word associations are impossible to the greedfest patient i.e. I say coffee city and you say? Clearly Seattle is where a coffee association would locate a show.
Friends don't let Friends Greedfest. Just say NO to lifestyle events or wear protection. Their is help available if you genuinely care about coffee.
i got shafted and woke up with greedfest! Went in for latteart and came out in superior court wearing a used lifestyle...what an event.
by Latte Art July 15, 2010
Get the greedfest mug.Gedday means, "Hello, how are you?", in the friendliest of manners, this is said by many Australians to each other, as well as to strangers.
Literally it means "Good Day", a common Australian informal greeting.
*also Gedday may be spelt in various ways, such as- G day - g'day - gidday and ged day.
Literally it means "Good Day", a common Australian informal greeting.
*also Gedday may be spelt in various ways, such as- G day - g'day - gidday and ged day.
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