grapes

a slang term for haemorrhoids also known as piles due to the fact that enlarged blocked veins can hang out of the anus, resembling grapes.

I can't sit down, me grapes are killing me!!

by Yeoooo February 18, 2008

Graped

squirting Dasani grape concentrate directly into your mouth.

dam you just graped to hard

by Drdefreeze November 3, 2013

grape

gang rape.

from the following nasty joke:-
"I've been graped, there was a whole bunch of them"

by black flag May 31, 2004

Grape

To grape;

The act of greatly raping someone.

You won't believe how badly I just graped her!

by TAGit August 30, 2009

Graped

When in an online game, the act of 3 or more people on one team killing 1 member of the opposite team. Short for "gang rape".

Dude, that team just graped your ass.

by Rekhyt August 9, 2008

Graping

To stick 1 or more grapes into an orifice and pounding them with a secondary item (penis/dildo)

I'm going graping this elephant when it sneezed me out

by Manjack May 28, 2017

Grapes

Hemorrhoids.

I have the "Grapes of Ass".

by ParkvilleMOm January 20, 2010