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Eye Gravity

The force that prevents one to look away from something, no matter how hard they try.
Jay: Dude, you were so busted checking out that chick in Taco Bell.
Justin: I couldn't help it. Her boobs were like eye gravity.

Bob: I passed some dude on a motorcycle wreck on the way to work. Didn't want to see his mangled body around that tree, but the eye gravity was too strong.
by Spydg July 29, 2010
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Ginger Gravity

The invisible, physical force that overcomes interference from other individuals and attracts those with ginger hair to sit together in a crowded room. The more ginger an object is, the stronger the gravitational pull is.
"Jeez, there's a lot of people on the tube this morning, but Ginger Gravity has overcome us all"
by Psyn1c June 8, 2017
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Zero gravity dick

Adjective Noun/Verb

The CURSE of a never restful penis. Thus, Zero-gravity Dick.
"He shall be cursed with zero gravity dick until the chosen one manages to speak to him without falling victim to the erect penis. Only then, will the curse be broken."
by Lobot13 July 22, 2017
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Gym Gravity

Gym Gravity is an undetectable force that takes place late at night when only two or three people are in the gym. Without intention the small amount of people will inevitably end up working out right next to eachother.
"Bro every time I'm in the gym and there's just one other guy there they always end up working out next to me." "Don't worry man that's just gym gravity it can't be stopped."
by Chynno October 7, 2017
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heavy gravity pocket

An imaginary patch of strong gravitational pull that causes a person walking home to deviate suddenly from their path and collide with stationary objects such as trees, electricity poles, walls or even roads. Usually associated with excessive alcoholic intake. Generally a heavy gravity pocket is a late evening phenomenon that frequently leads to an Unexplained/Unidentified Drinking Injury (UDI).
"What happened to your leg?"

"I was walking home from the pub and whoooa — I suddenly hit this heavy gravity pocket. It came out of nowhere."
by Botosafado February 18, 2008
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Reverse Gravity Bong

A reverse gravity bong (or waterfall) is a smoking apparatus that can be easily made with household objects. One of the most widely used versions is one where the user melts a socket wrench piece into the cap of water bottle and burns a hole at the bottom of the bottle, allowing the water inside to flow out, and the smoke to flow in. Weed is packed into the socket piece, and the hole at the bottom of the bottle is plugged. Water is then put into the bottle until it fills up. After, the weed is ignited while letting go of the hole at the bottom. When all the water is gone, simply unscrew the cap and inhale the smoke.
Guy #1: Dude, what should we smoke out of? I forgot my piece.

Guy#2: Let's just make a reverse gravity bong in your garage.
by C4NNIBAL October 17, 2011
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Gravity Vortex

The Gravity VORTEX is the world’s first portable gravity smoking device that hits like a gravity bong and is smooth like a vaporizer. Winner of the gold medal at the 2006 High Times Cannabis Cup, the VORTEX is quickly taking the smoking world by storm.

As the water drains, filtered smoke fills the top chamber, clean, cool hit that wont hurt your lungs. Its made of high quality poly carbonate, so its virtually indestructible. Perfect for dorm rooms, outdoor adventures, and small enough to put in your backpack and bring to a party.

It is very easy-to-use and fun for parties. You only have to use a small amount of product to get the same effect as a vaporizer. Everyone will have a fun time watching the physics drain the water to the bottom chamber, while at the same time pulling a 2-liter bottle size gravity hit. The days of messy bottles and buckets are over.

In addition to being a fun and social way to smoke, the VORTEX is endorsed by the medical smoking community for the therapeutic benefits it provides. Patients now have new relief and comfort for their illnesses.
My friends and I all got together and smoked this new GRAVITY VORTEX.

Pass me the Gravity VORTEX...
by 9.8 Entertainment July 29, 2007
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