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gooseman dodo

1. noun: a book name in Shatin Pui Ying College

2. adjective: to describe a person or a book that is so lame, nonsense and gay. Or in other words, talking bull crap.

3. verb: someone or something is better than the other one, or get better rewards.
1: Gooseman Dodo is such a good book to read

2a: Wow, that drunk emo is such a gooseman dodo running after a firetruck like a sissy girl.

2b: That magazine is a gooseman dodo, it talks about just gay stuff.

3. Hey, Nigahiga is totally goosemaning the dodos than Peter Chao's.
gooseman dodo by Valocko October 29, 2010

goosepunch 

A swift and violent smack to the danglers of the goose (AKA the cock).
He was smelling my taint and then hit me with a goosepunch.

Xtreme goose 

Xtreme goose is everclear alcohol poured into a grey goose bottle.  everclear is highly potent n strong liqor it can be xtreme. Since no one wants to drink everclear by itself it is easier on the mind when poured from a grey goose bottle tricking the mind into thinking it's just goose but in fact it's xtreme goose! Hahah I'm sure some can tell the diff between the two but when everyone is allready drinking they don't really mind what it is since it's coming out of a goose bottle...  When your friends get drunk in 2-3 shots tell them they just had xtreme goose! But don't tell them it's everclear or they won't drink w you ever again :P
Damn he got messed up tonight! He must of had some xtreme goose!

Xtreme goose got you loose!
Xtreme goose by Redelzs February 7, 2010

catch the goose 

A euphemism for an attractive person. Insinuates a sexual attraction, so use carefully.
George saw his stepsister, Sarah, walking by and said to his dad, “Sarah could catch the goose!”
catch the goose by Chubabara April 12, 2020

Done Goofed 

The kickass way of saying you fucked up, real bad.
"Dude I just sent my nudes to Stevie"
"You done goofed"
Done Goofed by Pedalphile March 13, 2015
what you done did.
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, BECAUSE YOU DONE GOOFED.

goose pussy 

A white woman with black pussy lips
That cracker got a goose pussy.
goose pussy by oTa December 27, 2014