This is what happens when a girl smiles too soon after giving oral sex, thus revealing semen on her teeth.
by brobro November 12, 2007
by Jordan October 21, 2003
When a man cums into his girlfriends armpit and she immediately begins to belt out armpit farts while its full of cum.
by LpCarrDsch April 28, 2011
Hey look, its gooey johanson!!! hahahahahahahaha
by mysterymendham October 25, 2010
A man (typically) that has great influence over others with out trying to. He is almighty, all powerful, all knowing, but not always all loving. Rizz 10/10, he uses it wisely however. Can be found supping on puddle water, sometimes with gravel. Often wears blue attire as it helps channel his powers, the more blue, the more women and powers he can claim, every time he wear blue jeans he is indestructible.
by rude bellingham January 01, 2023
The act of filling an egg roll with diarrhea and forcing into your partner's anus. Some even try to use a karate kick to jam it in there. Similar to a shit dildo but with a few more steps.
"Dude, that's the last time I hook up with an Asian chick. Last night, she tried to give me a Hong Kong Gooey when i wasn't looking."
by SbooduhF March 09, 2012
Gooey white salvation is a money shot the fake Lord known as Jesus Christ the Bible a bunch of fairy tales none of it's real
by Kingofdick June 24, 2020