To do this you must have a hockey goalie mask and a Wayne Gretzky Jersey. To begin one must take a shit into the goalie mask and place it on a females head, the female must also be wearing your Wayne Gretzky Jersey. As the shit drips on to the jersey and her face you turn your lady friend around and begin to prod her asshole and vagina with your penis. As you do this you ask your lady friend to guess which hole you will stick your penis inside. Quickly turn the female around and cum in her face shouting "I AM THE GREAT ONE!" As you cum in this woman's face your friends come out from the closet, celebrating the goal, where they have been hidden the entire time and begin to jack off on the lady friend that you have been fucking the entire time. In the end your lady friend should be covered in your cum, shit, and the cum of all your friends.
"DUDE!!!! The Gretzky worked great last night"
"The Gretzky is so much fun, MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES IT!"
"The Gretzky is so much fun, MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES IT!"
by Kelvin Hause October 31, 2008
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Def: not your run of the mill dumb ass. but a goofy dumbass who doesnt know his asshole from his elbow. goofy the disney character was one of these.
Def: not your run of the mill dumb ass. but a goofy dumbass who doesnt know his asshole from his elbow. goofy the disney character was one of these.
by Mr fuzzy butt May 13, 2005
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The act of folding a paper plate in half and putting it into your mouth funnel style to get the last bits of goetta off the plate. Usually performed at Goetta Fest although socially acceptable anywhere goetta is served on paper plates.
by the wicked chica August 21, 2010
Get the Goetta Bong mug.Philosopher who argued that color is not reducible; while the mind can be reduced (into transfinity).
In other words, that color is pre-reduced or reduced-from-the-future.
In other words, that color is pre-reduced or reduced-from-the-future.
by zanderfin July 13, 2020
Get the Goethe mug."Totez mah goatz" is a commonly used phrase among the teens of Amurica. It means that you are in agreement with what the other person said. Trust me, you should say it any time you get the chance, it's definitely A THING.
Ellie: Do like Kirsten?
Mariah: Totez mah goatz! She is the coolest thing since sliced bread!
Cynthia: I agree.
Mariah: Totez mah goatz! She is the coolest thing since sliced bread!
Cynthia: I agree.
by Not Kirsten February 6, 2013
Get the totez mah goatz mug.Before having sex, the man acts like he is going to put his penis in the woman's mouth and then, at the last second, hits a slap shot of pre-cum right in her eye.
I used to date this one girl that had a fetish for eye balls so I gave her The Gretzky Pregame and she decided I was her soul mate.
by Ddogg4evr January 22, 2010
Get the The Gretzky Pregame mug.When you're fucking a girl, and all of your buddies are in the closet with hockey uniforms and hockey sticks, and when you climax, they all come out and beat the shit out of the chick.
by ian April 25, 2004
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