god

When capitalized, a giant, invisible humanoid with amazing super powers, who controls the entire universe and all our lives, like a mystical chess game which only he comprehends.

God works in mysterious ways.

by Croz March 5, 2005

god

a fictional character used as a form f dictatorship over people of certain religions

i cant sleep with you because its against gods will

by ikikurassevryday May 18, 2003

god

God is a made up guy used to give hope to the people 2000 years ago. He was their way of explaining EVERYTHING.

God is a mythical being.

by Trey February 23, 2005

god

pioneering venture capitalist who made a six day investment at the dawn of time and and has been sat on his fat backside milking the praise from village idiots everywhere ever since.

god, you make me sick!

by thegravytrainer August 15, 2003

god

the guy everyone finds when their in jail, but quickly leaves him in the park when they get out

He found god after he killed a priest

by Cocidius2012 April 9, 2008

god

A drug induced query.

Ronald wiped an unknown combination of chemicals from his nose, "are you god?" he asked the Tv.

by Rowan Com April 21, 2008

god

GOD - the AWESOME creator, who is full of LOVE, out of his love came all the Universe, stars, sun, moons, milky way, earth, plants and animals and human beings!! And HE had a special place in his heart for us, human beings, for we were created to be united with HIM after our lives on earth, when our souls leave this human form or body. HE loved us so much that HE Himself came dowon to earth, showing us how to live our lives so as to be reunited with HIM (for that's where we came from!!) - but since what HE said wasn't sweet for our ears we killed HIM (and conitinue to do so with our daily sinful ways of living!!) and thought that we had done it - and yes we did - thru HIS death HE conquered sin and so now we have all been saved from eternal damnation!!!!

I don't know what to write here!!!! GOD!!! Please help me!!!

by Jose Thomas July 5, 2006