Go ahead goal

The goal that puts the scoring team ahead in a game(breaking a tie). Commonly heard during soccer matches and hockey games.

"The game was tied 2-2, but Messi scored the go ahead goal in the 89th minute."

by elusivelattice May 13, 2009

Global Defense Initiative

One of two fighting factions in the Command & Conquer series of games. Generally considered "the good guys," GDI takes it upon themselves to keep peace in the world while keeping the Brotherhood of Nod in its place.

General Shephard runs the Global Defense Initiative while Kane runs Nod.

by Joseph D. Collins June 5, 2005

global blackout

When a large women sits on your face naked

She was at least 30 stone, when she sat on my face it was like there was a global blackout, I will never recover from the smell of her anus, my nose was right up her ass

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

Pulled The Goalie

When a woman who is said to be on birth control purposely doesn't take her pill so that her significant other will get her pregnant.

Jane pulled the goalie on me last month, now I get to go baby shopping.

by TomMac53 December 30, 2007

lacrosse goalie

a goalie who plays lacrosse (duh) but I would consider insane. They take balls made out of 100% rubber in the legs with out any padding for a living (not to mention the ball is going 100 mph) To be honest they don't always get hit in the legs, and they are allowed to wear shin guards but don't always...

lacrosse hater: being a goalie in lacrosse is easy all you have to do is use a huge plastic net
me: well actually you have to get drilled in the legs by 100 mph balls so its pretty hard to be a lacrosse goalie

by supye March 26, 2010

goaler

French Canadian expression for goalie, goaltender or goalkeeper.

Hostie mon gar, Martin Brodeur was the best goaler I ever saw.

by roundless January 30, 2015

gobblebright

Noun:
1: One who is only about as bright-wit as a typical goblin.
2: An origional character species, made by Joe Cat

"...You Lazy thouhtless gobblebright!..."
"...I don't care that the things I use for annalogys arn't real..."

~ Joe Cat, Youtube, A Crap Guide to D&D

by AgSilverRadio April 20, 2019