Verb. To gloss

The act of putting flavoured or scented lube on/in your genitals before hooking up in the interests of it smelling/tasting nice.

Derived from lip gloss.
"I'm glossing before my date tonight, we're going dancing and I wanna taste sweet after."
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Bro, have you seen my insta?
Yeah it's kinda dead... See me - I've been glossing since day
by UK Drilla June 1, 2020
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person:bro you so cool bro you always put that shit on

“the glossing is crazy
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Crotch gloss is the fluid that is emitted from a females private parts.
I would never try on a bathing suit without underwear and exchange crotch gloss with an untold amount of other women
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Something worn by ugly ass girls because they know they got chappy ass lips so they need bullshit to make themselves look Decent
"Oh my good Mellissa I look so ugly because my lips are dry and chappy"
*Puts on lip gloss*
"THERE THATS BETTER"
by Thatnigga_Meech September 3, 2019
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To lubricate one's penis before sex or masturbation.
Bob: Are you gonna hit that Sweet Ass tonight?
Tom: You know it.
Bob: I think she is a virgin.
Tom: Don't worry I'm gonna gloss the meat.
by Slicker Willy March 19, 2015
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