George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Glomping

A two-person act where one person rips a hamster to death limb by limb, then shoves every disassembled piece of the hamster up their anus. Then, they squat over their partner’s face and push the hamster limbs out of their anus, into the partner’s mouth.

“Since when did u have a hamster dude?”
“Oh I actually have a few. I’m big into glomping nowadays.”

by Todd Kugel April 3, 2024

jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.

Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?

by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018

glomp

glomping is simply rough oral sex. Similar to fellatio or cunnilingus in that it can be done to any gender.

Me and Jennifer totally got glomped last night together. Kyle is so good at glomping.

by spacedoggs July 20, 2018

Glomp

An agressive, surprise, tackle hug.

I'm going to stalk the raccoon through the brush, a commando like, and glomp him

by Sarcia26 October 13, 2021

Glomp

The smacking noises your dog makes after eating cat poop out of the litter box.

Hey honey....oh God this dog is glomping, son of a bitch.

by Gargamelon March 9, 2025

Glomp

The act of gripping YOUR own, or perhaps SOMEONE ELSES testicles. Mostly used in competition, to see who is more galoptical. If someone has more knowledge about glomping than others they are considered galogical and can help others understand glompings and make them become the galogical.

dude my friend jason, he was glomping all over gripping his nuts harder than my penis exploding machine

by Viper Howdivile March 30, 2025