jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.

Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?

by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018

glomp

(verb): to eat lots of food in the company of friends, even if not that hungry, leaving very stuffed

"Y'all...apps tn?"

"Omg yes I'm ready to glomp on some spin art dip"

by spinachdipfan September 8, 2020

Glomp

a surprise hug from behind. when some one glomps you their giving you a surprise hug from behind c:

Boy: *Glomps (insert name here)*

by taytayluvr13 December 28, 2012

Glomp

An agressive, surprise, tackle hug.

I'm going to stalk the raccoon through the brush, a commando like, and glomp him

by Sarcia26 October 13, 2021

Glomp

A guy who walks backwards and has a large penis.

Check out the glomp, it's huge.

by Howie Dewitt November 26, 2024

George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Glomp

The smacking noises your dog makes after eating cat poop out of the litter box.

Hey honey....oh God this dog is glomping, son of a bitch.

by Gargamelon March 9, 2025