Titty Glaze

n. the state in which a woman's breasts are coated ("glazed") with male ejaculate.

v. The process of ejaculating on a woman's naked breasts, often followed by distributing the substance evenly over the breasts' surface using various parts of the body.

n. That pornstar had great titty glaze - those things were shining!

v. My girlfriend let me titty glaze her last night!

by IrntClvr December 10, 2010

Hoyven Glaven

Proffessor Frinks catchphrase.

Generally means nothing.

"With the Hoyven and the Glaven and the KILL YOU!"

"Hoyven Glaven!"

by Naralas June 25, 2006

Westside Glaze

When a nigga take his dick and dip that shit in olive oil and smack a bitch aside the head.

Bitch on yo knees' so i can westside glaze you!

by The Westside Glazer March 31, 2009

Silence Glaive

The giant scepter carried by Sailor Saturn in the "Sailor Moon" series.

Silence Glaive Surprise!

(Everything's destroyed)

by Saturn's Problem Child March 6, 2008

glaekit

meaning stupid or daft

Ya glaekit bugger yea (You stupid person you)

Are you glaekit? (Are you Stupid?)

by Dinger January 1, 2005

Gavelling

A sex act, in which a woman provides oral sex to a man. At any point during the act, the man pulls out, thumps the woman solidly on the forehead with his penis, and declares loudly, "Order in the court!"

Bob hammered out a recess, swept his judge's robes around him and headed to his chambers. His administrative assistant, Nadia, was waiting for him. Bob proceded to hammer out something else, gavelling Nadia firmly.

by billn May 31, 2007

ball glaze

British. Pre-ejaculate; gleet.

Pressed against that schoolgirl's hip on the axle seat of the 57, I'm ashamed to say I involuntarily released a few drops of ball glaze as we passed over that unmade road, Father.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007