gift grab

Receiving a wedding or graduation party invitation from someone with whom you have very little connection, or none at all. Typically peaks in the spring and early summer.

"Look, honey, we are invited to Chip and Muffy's wedding this summer! Isn't Muffy the third cousin, twice removed of your old high school teacher's son's first wife? I guess we've gotten a gift grab!

by divamama April 28, 2011

gift package

When you stuff your balls into the condom with your dick.

I was so drunk last night I gave the girl from the bar the gift package.

by Dick weasel August 11, 2017

gift giver

When someone who is HIV positive infects someone HIV negative by cumming inside them.

That gift giver gave me AIDS

by Angelus69 January 5, 2006

Gift Whore

A person who takes advantage of a situation, i.e wedding, new baby, birthday, etc. to obtain as many gifts as possible. Usually by having multiple parties and or showers.
Commonly recognized during a gift opening ceremony by the fake "Oh I Loooove this gift". Or the after gift comments, that isnt the one I wanted or how cheap can a person be? And of course the 10 page gift registry at multiple stores.

Suzy's bridesmaids where getting tired of the multiple showers they had to go to and decided Suzy was only in it for the gifts...she was a gift whore.

Suzy's baby was exciting but another baby shower only meant more gifts....she was a gift whore.

by glyz January 12, 2006

Giftmas

Giftmas is, essentially, Christmas with the religious aspects of the holiday removed.

The name Giftmas makes it seem like an empty, materialistic holiday, but truthfully, the gift in Giftmas is more about nonmaterial gifts like love, togetherness, community, friendship, kindness, and the spirit of generosity, both material and non. Giftmas is a time to do something special to show the loved ones in your life that you care about them, and to remember the less fortunate if you can with generosity in the form of donated money, gifts, food, clothing, volunteer work..etc.

Giftmas incorporates many nonreligious Christmas traditions, such as Holiday Trees (or Giftmas Trees) Candy canes, Santa Claus, stuffed stockings, gifts under the tree, songs in the spirit of the winter holiday season, gingerbread cookies, sugar cookies, baking in general, the colors red and green, wearing red hats with white trim & puffball...etc.

When someone says Merry Christmas to me, I reply with Merry Giftmas. They usually cant hear the difference.

by JessK December 28, 2005

gift of the gab

is an idiomatic phrase which means the "ability to talk readily, glibly, and convincingly"

She's got the gift of the gab - she should work in sales and marketing.

by zoli October 21, 2013

gods gift

the best marijuana ever grown. has tie die colored buds and a single hit is enough to put you to sleep

dude i smoked a bowl of gods gift and i was drooling everywhere

by Aaron fisher May 11, 2008