Gamer Gunk

The cum that fills one laptop or computer screen. Mainly from watching Porn or Hentai. Is really acidic, and can burn diamond... careful and don't touch it...

My laptop was filled with Gamer Gunk...

by Bwallz March 26, 2018

gunk

(n)Any unidentified and undesirable substance, often crusted onto something you'd otherwise like to wear or sit on. Often found on second (or third or fourth) hand couches or thrift store finds.

(v)When someone screws something up, often in a half-assed manner.

Hey, man, I like your new jean-jacket, but what's that gunk on the sleeve?

When I passed out on my friend's couch after the party, I woke up to find my drool had coagulated with some gunk on the cushion.

Todd was supposed to mail the rent, but he gunked it, now we have a late fee. Way, to go, TODD!

by AnnaBananna July 17, 2006

Gunkles

Gay uncles

My gunkles are coming for dinner

by Tom strothers December 23, 2014

grunko

someone who displays or has slut like qualities and is addicted to pills.

She is such a grunko.
I hate grunkos.

by Bobgato October 28, 2007

gunknife

the action of extending one's pointer, middle, and pinkie fingers. much like the middle finger; however gunknife is used more strongly towards a more hated audience. (In order to really get the point across one will poke their audience with the gunknife)

WOW I'm so mad I'm going to gunknife you. *pokes with pointer, middle, and pinkie fingers*

by Leesa Buhn April 13, 2008

gunkelfuck

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.

Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.

by GavinJC June 19, 2008

gfuck

(v.) The act of electronic fornication with another person using Google's g-chat function. Often referred to as cybersex but with a more personal feel to it because one must know the consenting party's gmail account name. It's not as slutty as picking up a random piece of electronic ass in a chat room.

-"Dude, I haven't been laid since Suzy left to help feed the hungry in Darfur. I'm going crazy."
-"You might just have to settle for a gfuck soon bro."

by FoxyManStud February 4, 2009