gfuck 

(v.) The act of electronic fornication with another person using Google's g-chat function. Often referred to as cybersex but with a more personal feel to it because one must know the consenting party's gmail account name. It's not as slutty as picking up a random piece of electronic ass in a chat room.

-"Dude, I haven't been laid since Suzy left to help feed the hungry in Darfur. I'm going crazy."
-"You might just have to settle for a gfuck soon bro."

gfuck by FoxyManStud February 4, 2009

Gluck Gluck 10,000™ 

Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.

"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."

Gluck Gluck 10,000™ by Churms Grazinsky October 15, 2020

James Dale Guckert 

Better known as Jeff Gannon, James Dale Guckert is yet another four flushing shill paid for by the Republican party. Guckert had been in a number of White House press briefings posing as a reporter for Talon News - a propaganda house for the party. He would come up with "questions" that were always deferential and seemed to prop up Bush.

Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.

This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.

Guckert asked monkey boy questions about soup lines and the other people (read democrats and other Bush opponents) getting a divorce from reality.

His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.

James Dale Guckert by jesster79 March 13, 2005

gluck gluck 3000 

put both hands on the dick and suck while moving your hands in different directions make sure to not touch the balls or that is known as the “gluck gluck 9000”

“i got that gluck gluck 3000 last night”

gluck gluck 3000 by turtlessuckdick August 24, 2020

gluckulence 

unexpected flatulence caused by an intense gag, triggered by deep-throating.

She experienced a bit of gluckulence when getting into her blow job game.

gluckulence by stacinator79 July 14, 2022

gnuck 

A descriptive word, usually negitive directed towards anyone who's adopted this MTV disposible lifestyle as a culture.

If you wear a XXXXL white t-shirt, and you're not a teenage girl at a slumber party, that's gnuck. If you ARE a teenage girl at a slumber party and you have the words cute, sexy, or grab me printed acorss the ass of your sweats, that's gnuck. If you put 22 inch spinning rims on a minivan, that's gnuck. If you're a white kid with corn rows, that's gnuck. If you're a 30 year old rapper living in the basement of your parents, that's gnuck.

gnuck by kitty fantastico September 16, 2009

GoFuckYou.com 

A popular nickname for the online fundraising platform GoFundMe.com due to its well-earned reputation as being a mecca for unscrupulous unemployed scammers who spend their substance-riddled days dreaming up unimaginatively pathetic sob stories to get you to part with your hard-earned income.

Well of course it should be called GoFuckyou.com but seriously, if it were, would you even consider a donation?

GoFuckYou.com by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2021