gysela

1)an ex pageant queen who is full of herself
2)easily distracted girl that always looks like she's high
3)an easy sex object

"hey man i saw a gysela today"
"oh really? did you have sex with her?"
"nooo i dont trust gyselas anymore they have too many diseases"

by Mirlanca February 4, 2010

Geyser

someone who drinks excessively and then ejects a column of vomit into the air

Dude...did you see that Candace chick that puked all over the bar on her 21st birthday?

Yeah, she got kicked out for being a geyser.

by Your Mom May 9, 2004

geyser

The sexual act when a male urinates in a female's anus and she in return flatulates, expelling the urine in a blast similar to the geyser of the American West

When expelled with less force or with a different liquid, see water fountain

"Katie shot me in the face with her geyser yesterday."

by The Big Man011 October 22, 2006

geyser

the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.

I did a geyser watching porn Thursday, it was awesome.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

geisel

to ship an unusual item by secret means for a practical joke

"Did you geisel that package to your sisters house?"

by bt1st September 22, 2006

geeselbert

sir geeselbert the 1st. royal geese name this is a fictional character and a real one

hello mr geeselbert care for a game of crochet?

by boonking July 6, 2011

The Geyser Effect

The act of ejaculation, following oral sex, see rubber gasket, hand jobs, or any type of sex.

-"Man, I guess it's been a while for him because after I gave him a rubber gasket, it was a stage 5 of The Geyser Effect."

by Ariel87 February 15, 2009