[Gerbil] fell off the wheel

The time when a person is having difficulty concentrating.

"Wow, Bart hasn't been his usual self today. I guess his gerbil fell off the wheel."

by John Martins July 6, 2008

gerbil sauce

1. An acceptable response to any comment that could possibly be construed as sexual, especially in reference to explicit sex between men. Often preceded by, "Mmmm..."
2. A random interjection often made in raunchy conversation during a competitive game of dominoes at an outdoor barbeque.

Chris: How 'bout some of that hot buttery man love?
Steve: Mmmm... gerbil sauce.

by Nina Leavens August 23, 2005

gerbil blender

An event involving several young women who seek to share the same older in a late night bang fest. A blending of gerbils, if you will.

"Sherry and Amy totally scored a gerbil blender last night."

by Perfect Peter September 28, 2011

gerbil bacon

the meat you cut from a gerbil and eat with hot sauce raw

piece of bacon but like 2 inchs big thats gerbil bacon

by cory dawson April 25, 2007

gerbil wood

(adjective): a descriptive term for something that smells awful.

Dude, your breath smells like some gerbil wood.

by Hog Fan! September 21, 2009

gerbil-cam

An Endoscope or the process of colonoscopy.

A hybrid derivation from the the little animal's urban legendary association with rectal insertion and the SNL
sketch featuring of the rabid badger-cam, where a POV news
camera is supposedly strapped to the animals back.

' Had to go in for my routine "gerbil-cam" yesterday.
The prep is the worst part.

by ol'fart October 27, 2010

gerbil slam

Synonym for gerbil jam.

Gay Ray: I love to gerbil slam, while staring at my son-in-law showering with a hidden camera.

Gay Bob: Your son-in-law is a sexy piece.

by limp wristed fruit November 6, 2012