George Washington

When an American fucks a British guy/girl on the 4th of July.

Jim: How was your 4th?

John: I picked a guy up at the bar and gave him a George Washington. You?

Jim: Secretly spent wishing I were British.

by DickWerbenjagermanjensen July 18, 2021

George YHWH Washington

This is the true name of God, as believed by American Jews. God was the first US president.

George YHWH Washington, gave the ancient Israelites, the Ten Commandments. This is why Israel worships America, and wants to become the 51st State.

by I'mcrazy April 12, 2022

dirty george washington

The act of fucking your dog repeatedly then kissing your wife as a bird bites your dick off.

Man the Dirty George Washington hurts a lot but sure was it fun!

by dasani_water☆ September 5, 2023

George Washington

American soldier, statesman and Founding Father.
1st President of the United States (1789-1797)

George Washington was the first President of the United States.

by slayert March 5, 2022

George Washington

A hood ass nigga, bro was pumping mad bitches after being the daddy of the USA

Guy 1: you know George Washington?

Guy 2: yeah that rich ahh mf with mad bitches?

by Conqueeftador69 January 24, 2022

George Washington slept here

A phrase used to mock or convey doubt of a claim. The New York Times puts it as “a common punch line for dubious historical claims.” The phrase’s infamy originated from the sheer amount of such signs in colonial places used to advertise and get people’s attention.

There is also a Brodway show and movie called “George Wasnington Slept Here,” the name a reference to this phrase.

“Did you know Shakespeare invented the letter Q?”
“Yeah, sure, and George Washington slept here.”

by PinkCripps August 25, 2019

George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025