Furtada

Both a noun an adjective, this is a unique time used in the series "The League" on FX, in lieu of the now politically unacceptable terms "retarded" or "retard."

1) "That guy in the back of the restaurant... Look at him, I think the boy's furtada."-Rodney Ruxin,"The League", Fox FXX which is different BTW from lying-ass Fox "News"

2) "Oh my God! I washed my hands in a Chinatown urinal, and now that furtada Chinese boy in the back of the restaurant is telling everyone! No, I'm forever unclean!" -Rodney Ruxin, ibid

3) "Yo, does that dude look- did he seem- you know...?" "What, furtada? Hell yeah, that poor kid got Down's or something. Almost can't even tell, though, good for him." -personal communication, 2013

by RichNice September 19, 2013

FUTA

An acronym for the Federal Unemployment Tax Act.

What did you think I ment by FUTA? We're talking about unemployment here.

by Crimemonk December 14, 2020

Furango

A high speed furry object that one sees out of the corner of ones eye.

I thought I just saw a furango just then.

by RINF October 16, 2010

fucrap

What some idiots say if they start saying "FUCK" then realize they shouldn't and try to say crap, but it ends up making them sound like a bit of a derp.

*Teacher hands kid final exam with big F on it*

kid: FUCrap.

by guywhoalwayssays"your_face" August 29, 2011

Futa

I am a God
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Yeah
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom
Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots
Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume
Half dead, but she still looks so cute
She is a monster in disguise
And she knows all the words to the trap me
Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick
Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
I fell in love with an Futa girl
I'm in love with an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
All I want is an Futa girl
Na, na, na, na, na, na
She puts her eyeliner on her dark skin
She tells me lies, but she knows all of my secrets
And when we drive in the car and I say, "Who is this band?"
She says, "You won't understand, it's some next shit"
Cho-cho, choker on her neck, kiss me
Holy fuck, I'm bleeding on your Blink tee
So, so, so many regrets, you tell me you're depressed
Baby-girl, that makes two of us
I fell in love with an Futa girl
I'm in love with an Futa girl

I fell in love with an Futa girl
All I want is an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
I'm in love with an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
All I want is an Futa girl
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I fell in love with an Futa girl
I'm in love with an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
All I want is an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
I'm in love with an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
All I want is an Futa girl
She's in love, Futa girl
We're getting hotter than love, hahaha
Yo, oh my God! Haha, uh, ha...

by Futagirl69 May 5, 2022

nelly furtado

Nelly Furtado used to be a somewhat talented hippie, who made more rock and acoustic music, about how lovely the world is or about how she wants to fly away like a bird.
Now she is a complete whore who sings the stuff people write for her.
Also, see sellout

Wigger: Nelly Furtado is so damn fiine, man!
Emo kid: Dude, listen to her old song.
Nelly Furtado: I'm like a bird, I wanna fly away. I don't know where my home is, I don't know where my soul is...
Wigger: Damn, she's a wigger!
Emo kid: No shit, sherlock.

by fgfdgfdh April 12, 2007

FTRA

Originally founded by some veterans of the Vietnam War who decided to reject the society they felt rejected them, the acronym F.T.R.A. stood for "F*** The Reagan Administration. In an attempt to legitimize being more than a mere "Hobo" and to be less offensive to law enforcement, they began using "Freight Train Riders of America."

The FTRA is a loose knit confederate of anti-social, predominantly caucasian males, who prefer to live a nomadic, hunter-gatherer lifestyle apart from mainstream America. Most FTRA members are criminals and have also been treated for various mental illnesses.

by Markie the Arkie April 10, 2006