drunk fussing

Short for 'drunk Facebook status updating' Similar connotation to 'drunk dialing' and 'drunk texting'. Drunk fussing occurs when one updates their status while intoxicated, saying things he or she would never say sober. One almost always lives to regret it the next day when he or she is reminded of what they did...and it's far too late to take any of it back.

Billy's drunk fussing caused a lashing from the women in his life, who blew up his profile with retorts.

Her drunk fussing revealed far too much to her boss and she lost her job.

His drunk fussing was seen by his parents and they grounded him for his entire senior year.

by DimplesSG July 29, 2009

fustigate

To beat with a stick or a club.

"Go fustigate yourself"

by Raych December 20, 2004

Triple Fisting

Consuming three beers at one time, generally by having one beer in each hand, and another one in your front shirt pocket with a straw.

Jeff was triple fisting with a Bud, an MDG and a Coors

by DarkWater February 23, 2004

festinga

n. An attractive, fun female; a party girl.

RL had a dope party Friday, there were festingas everywhere!

by Dr. J March 28, 2004

Fiesta Fasting

The act of deliberately choosing not to eat before partying in order to get drunker much faster than normal.

John knows he's going to have to play catch-up at the party, so he plans on fiesta fasting beforehand in order to elevate his buzz to a whole new level.

by mad_mike701 August 31, 2011

Poodle Fisting

Holding your arm up and out like a Black Panther member.

Al "Nobody ever listens to our demands."

Jonny "Lets go poodle fisting down 5th street."

by Garfunkel Jenkins August 17, 2012

fisting for compliments

When you're an attention whore and you feel the need of constant attention, but you suck at self-pity so you fist people until they shower you with applause.

Maynard: Wow, I am so gross! I will never be fine fresh n fierce :((((
Peggy: Cool.
Maynard: You don't take pity on me and give me sympathy by calling me pretty? Would you change your mind if i fisted you?
Peggy: Go away. Stop fisting for compliments...

by tamiapoop March 30, 2011