funk

a substitute for the word fuck
say funk *blank* if you are in the precence of women, childeren or parents


I funking hate this
Why are you so funking stupid
I funking bombed this test dude
What the funk buddy
by evan macdonald June 20, 2006
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funk

Weed. Ryming slang for skunk. Also see 'punk' and 'monk'
I got some reem funk, come over for a blaze
by Jackie-F September 09, 2005
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funk

Gay slang for the accumulation of sweat, dead skin cells, and so forth behind the testicles. Evidently, some enjoy its taste and smell.
As I was licking his ass, I briefly paused to take a whiff of his sumptuous funk.
by Your mother's cooze October 10, 2005
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FUNKe

Registered trademark for a manufacturer of t-shirts featuring everything from smart ass slogans to cutting edge graphics. Presently being sold at Unreal Skateshop in Somerville NJ, Middlesex Army Navy Middlesex, NJ. Lehigh Valley Army Navy Whitehall, PA and retailers across the US too numerous to list.
"Dude you need to see the new FUNKe stuff at UNREAL.
by Kevin Jahn June 09, 2006
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Funk

Fucking Ugly Native Kid.

Otherwise known as a shaddy these creatures make their natural habitat in Calgary Canada. Main diet of feet and cheezburgers.
Example. Shaddy is such a fucking FUNK.

Timmy says, Look mom it's a FUNK.
Mom replies, Quickly son get the matches and the gasoline.
by Conesbruv July 17, 2011
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Funk

To have sex with without any meaning or love involved
That Amy girl "funked" half of I Never Said Forever
by Ragedoll May 02, 2007
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in a funk

Not really in a relationship but sort of. A synonym for fuck-buddies.
Is that your boyfriend?

No, we're just in a funk.
by matthew412 March 10, 2012
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