fuckwit

person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.

ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit

by chris April 10, 2005

fuckwit

Terry Fuckwit - Classic comic strip from Viz magazine

Fuck me! It's Terry Fuckwit. What a fucking fuckwit!

by ChaoticBeauty September 8, 2003

fuckwit

A dodgy looking fellow (or fellet) usually holding a pregnant gerbil and suffering form a interned eye. also talking very loudly on the phone on trains and quiet public places. Fuckwits are most famous for sending you and E-mail then immediately phoning you to tell you they have sent that email, then discussing with you the content of it. Hence there being no point of sending it

"hello steve im a fuckwit"
or
"pardon me sir but your a fuckwit"

by Bulldog_SHS October 7, 2006

fuckwit

The language that kevs/chavs speak.
Hard to understand and incoherent.

Guy: Sorry, i don't speak fuckwit

by Kill chavs. Now. December 24, 2004

Fuckwit

Someone of low intelligence, a complete and utter numb nut

"How the hell could you walk into that door?,you fuckwit!"

by Mishap. September 4, 2008

fuckwittage

the sort of thing men do because they are too proud/stupid/male to say what they mean/ask for help, etc.

He ended up with pants two sizes too big due to general fuckwittage.

by mazareen February 10, 2010

Fuckwit

Devoid of clue

How many times do you need to be told? Fuckwit.
See fuckwit.info for more examples...

by Mother February 20, 2003