An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.
Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?
Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.
Her: What can I do to please you?
Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.
Her: What?
Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.
Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.
Her: What can I do to please you?
Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.
Her: What?
Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.
by PMax January 11, 2009
Get the pack fudge or pack your bags mug.Spawning from a bizarre idea for food, this word can substitute for any curse word. It can also be used randomly. Literally, a muffin made out of fudge.
"What the fudgemuffin?"
by Vuffster June 29, 2003
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by Stuart October 13, 2003
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"Billy, I'm not putting my mouth anywhere near that fudgecock of yours. Clean it off! Only then will I even CONSIDER fellating you!"
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Get the Fudge Poodle mug.When you here the word "Fudgepickles" you may think that it means a pickle covered in fudge but "Fudgepickles" is a word used when you have the need to say a bad word but cannot because you are in an area where is not allowed. The word Fudgepickles comes in handy when you are at school, work, at home, or in any other place where you shouldn't say bad words.
by Goldenfur productions August 6, 2011
Get the Fudgepickles mug.When a muddog travels in a pack she often has her trusty fudge mongrel at her side, and a typical litter of her little mud nuggets. Any unfortunate man to cross her path may find that while avoiding the muddog, this sneaky predator will take advantage of your alcohol fueled evening and violate you for taxi fare, usualy a fitty.
One evening my mates an I were getting rat faced when dead ahead a muddog approached so I bailed to another bar where unbeknownst she had already deployed her fudge mongrel like a special forces recce. When i woke up a box of pollifiller and a wallet less $50 was all the I could remember
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